What is taking you so long? That's an easy lock!
EugeneOh, I don't know, maybe it's 'cause I'm on a moving carriage! (the carriage jumps on a small rock then Eugne tries to hold on to his lock pick but it drops) Oh, come on! (sees that his lock pick is gone) New plan. We're gonna need the keys. (climbs up while telling Lance) (Eugene taps on Kai's shoulder) (Kai sees Eugene on top of the carriage) Hey, chuckles! (Kai climbs on top of the carriage while Lance takes the reins but he tore it) Hand over that key or else! (points to the key on Kai's belt)
Or else what? (takes the key from his belt) (Eugene points to Lance behind Kai) (Kai turns around to see Lance holding the tore reins to tie up the former) Ugh! (horse neighs when it runs the other way while dragging Kai (Kai screaming)
Eugene
Where is the key? (asks Lance)
(from the distance) I have it! (Eugene and Lance turn their heads to see Kai being dragged by a horse)
Eugene
Could this get any worse? (the carriage stopped on a hill and it goes forward) (laughing) Usually, when you ask if things can get worse like that, (Lance chuckles) they actually do! (chuckles)
Eugene
There's that irony. (the carriage goes backwards) (Maximus and Fidella walk forward but they see the carriage heading towards them) (Maximus neighs) (Maximus and Fidella run away from the carriage) (Eugene and Lance screaming) (Maximus and Fidella land on the seat) (Maximus and Fidella whinny) (Eugene and Lance screaming) (Kai removes torn reins from a horse and tells it to go to the wild)
(grunts) Now, fly! Run to the wilderness! (sees the carriage heading towards him then he is between Fidella and Maximus) (the carriage heads to a cliff but Fidella, Kai and Maximus try to stop the carriage with their feet) (Kai screams) No, no, no, no! (he falls off the cliff and screams) (distant screaming and splashing) (Fidella neighs) (Eugene, Fidella and Maximus worried about Kai after he fell of the cliff and into the water) (carriage door opens then King Frederic and Queen Arianna exit the carriage)
Are we stopping for lunch? (King Frederic closes the door)
Oh, wow. This stuff is really heating up. Just a little more altitude... (Pascal squeaks and screams) (Rapunzel turns around to see a chimney and the ship crashes into it while she is hanging on) (Quirineon continues to heat up but she climbs up to the edge of the balloon) (Eugene, Lance and Maximus see Rapunzel on the air ship that will explode)
Eugene
Come on, blondie. Get out of there. (Rapunzel is climbing to the top of the balloon) (Pascal squeaks and screams falls off Rapunzel's shoulder)
Oh, no, you don't! (uses her hair to save Pascal from falling then she pulls her towards her to hold him while she is climbing to the top of the balloon) That's it! Okay! We are high enough! (Quirineon still continues to heat up) (Pascal squeals) (Rapunzel uses her hair as a shield to protect her and Pascal)
Eugene
That's it, blondie. Now, come on. (he, Lance and Maximus see the Quirineon exploded)
Rapunzel! (Maximus neighs) No. (falls on his knees while being worried about Rapunzel)
Eugene
Just wait, Lance. Just wait. She'll be okay. See? (he, Lance and Maximus are glad when Rapunzel made it out of the explosion then they run back to the city) (adventurous music playing) (Rapunzel grunts) (Rapunzel is about to fall to the ground and Eugene is running to her) (Pascal squeaks) (Rapunzel uses her hair to swing off the ledge then falls on her knees) (Rapunzel sees Eugene, Lance and Maximus when they run to her) (Rapunzel smiles then she and Eugene run to each other and hug)
Eugene
I knew you'd make it. It's all over.
Not yet. There's still one promise I need to keep. (remembers the promise that she made to Varian in Queen for a Day)
Eugene
The number one reason I'm glad to be back in Corona, you ask? Why, the cupcakes. I'm glad you were able to keep your promise to Varian. You know, it feels good to trust that little guy again, right? (talking about Varian because he can be trusted once more)
It does. And Eugene... I think I'm ready to talk about Cass.
Eugene
Well, then I'm all ears, sunshine. (tells Rapunzel)
At first, I felt so betrayed. After all, Cass is my best friend.... and I love her. (tells Eugene)
Oh, I would tilt it this way, Feldspar, so it's visible to the afternoon traffic. (Feldspar smiles and waves bye to Rapunzel)
GGirl
Princess Rapunzel! (runs to Rapunzel when the latter bends on her knees to pick up the ball)
Keep your eye on the ball. (hands it back to a girl)
GGirl
Yay! (runs and leaves)
And watch that follow-through. (tells a girl) (walks to a man to tell him and she gives the plans to him) Your plans are approved! Build that haberdashery. (Pascal squeaks when he jumps off Rapunzel to see the belts)
MMan
Yoo-hoo! (excited when he takes the plans from Rapunzel)
Live the dream! (twirls around happily when telling the man) (horse nickering) Oat delivery tonight. (walks to a horse) (Eugene tells Raps that she does not have to leave the castle often) (a horse is eating)
Eugene
Rapunzel, you realize that as queen, you don't need to be out in the streets all the time, right? (he, Fidella and Maximus walk to Raps)
Well, remember, technically, I'm still a princess. (walks to Eugene) Besides, this is where the real action is. (horse neighing)
MMan
Whoa, boy. Whoa! (tells a horse) (rat shrieking) (a horse is spooked by a rat) (man walks to a horse) Settle down! (horse runs away)
Eugene
Watch out! (he and Rapunzel move out of a horse's path) (Rapunzel yells) (Max goes to Eugene and Fidella goes to Rapunzel then Eugene rides on Max and Rapunzel rides on Fidella) And there's the action, right on cue. (Rapunzel and Eugene go to the accident) (horse is still spooked)
MMan
Hey! Watch out! (holding loaves of bread when he walks into the horse's path but moves out of the way) (Raps and Eugene are going to stop a horse)
Eugene, look! A dead end!
Eugene
She's got nowhere to go now. (refers to a horse) (horse runs at an alley then Raps and Eugene follow) (cart clattering) Is this a new alley? (Raps and Eugene continue to chase after a horse) (Raps stands on Fidella when the latter is running) (Pascal jumps on the cart)
Now! (tells Fidella to go closer to the cart and Rapunzel jumps on it) (Fidealla stops running) (Eugene still runs after a horse) (hoofs clacking) (Eugene stands on Max when the former is about to jump on the cart) (Max nickers) (Eugene barely holds on the cart but Max lifts him up to go on it alongside Raps) (Max neighs)
Eugene
Ah! Ah! Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max... Thank you!
I need to get up close, and settle her down. (Pascal leaps on a horse to comfort it) Before someone gets... (Max runs after the cart) (grunting)... hurt. (Eugene pulls her up)
Eugene
Are you all right? (asks Rapunzel)
Yeah. Thanks. (tells Eugene) (whistle blows) Oh, duck crossing! (ducks quacking) (Stan stops three men from walking and Pete blows a whistle) (Stan, Pete and three men see a cart heading towards them) (whistle blowing and Pete turns around to put his hand out) This ends now! (rides horse) (horse neighing) (Raps holds the reins) (Stan puts both of his hands out as a warning)
Eugene
Whoa! (the cart flings him up to the air)
Eugene! (worried about Eugene then she stops sitting on a horse to untie her hair to a cart to save him) (Eugene thudding)
Eugene
(grunting) (lands on the ground next to his dad and Domino) Nice save, but she's really gotta work on that landing.
Oh, hello, son. (happy to see Eugene and greets him) (Domino and King Edmund smile at Eugene)
Eugene
Edmund? (opens his eyes to see his dad)
Eugene
What are you doing here? (asks his dad) (Hamuel squawks)
No, Hamuel. Let me tell him. After our rather unfortunate run-in with the family recently, I wanted to ensure you got this. (hands the chest to Eugene) It's a priceless heirloom that has been passed down for generations. (Eugene opens the chest to see his family's sash)
(gasps) Pretty! (Pascal squeaks) (she and Pascal also see Eugene's family sash)
Eugene
Oh, fantastic! That's fantastic. This'll go so great with my chain mail dinner jacket, so, thanks for stopping by, and making everything awkward as usual. Bye, now. (Rapunzel and Pascal mad at Eugene when he wants his dad to leave Corona) (Hamuel caws)
Oh. I... (chuckles) I suppose I should leave. (feeling down) (Hamuel caws) (Eugene is mad at his dad) Athough, I'm actually hoping they invite me to stay.
Eugene
Yeah, no, he says what he thinks. A lot.
Your Majesty, you have come such a long way. Why not just stay for the night? (tells Eugene's dad) (Eugene is mad at Raps when she tells his dad to stay at the castle one night)
Oh, no. I really shouldn't. (Eugene is annoyed)
Eugene
Yeah, no. He really shouldn't.
Well, who is this old pile of bones to argue with a princess?
Eugene
Oh, brother. (annoyed again)
Thinking about your dad? (Eugene sees Rapunzel and Pascal on the roof) (Rapunzel walks to Eugene then she sits next to him)
Eugene
First of all, he's not my dad, okay? He's a strange man who can't keep his thoughts to himself. Second, he abandoned me as a child, and he didn't even try to stay in touch with me. And then this.
Edmund's only company is a crow who could get lost in a boot. He's lonely. Come on! You might even get to like him. (refers Hamuel and King Edmund)
Eugene
And Shorty can sprout wings and lay an egg. But, hey, you never know. (he and Rapunzel turn around) (Hamuel cooing) (Hamuel flies when a boot on his head) I'm sorry. Is that my boot? (turns his head) (Rapunzel holds his hand)
Eugene
And the best part of the food coma is, Edmund will be leaving-- (opens his bedroom but sees a mess) Good gray, what happened? (sees his sash is missing) Wait a minute. Someone stole the sash! I've been ro-- I've been robbed! (Pascal grumbles) So that's how that feels.
Somebody say "robbed"? (runs to the entrance of Eugene's bedroom) (Stan also runs to the entrance of Eugene's bedroom)
Don't touch a thing. This is a crime scene. (he and Pete run inside Eugene's bedroom) (Eugene tells Pete and Stan)
Eugene
Take it easy, guys. Who cares about that silly old sash? (Stan and Pete check Eugene's room) (Pete and Stan toss an eaten apple alongside Eugene's belongings) (Eugene's sock is on his head) (Pascal squeaks and laughs at Eugene when he has a sock on his head) (Eugene is annoyed)
Somebody stole the sash? (mad when the sash is missing)
I don't know, Your Majesty, but Eugene will help you find it. (tells King Edmund)
Eugene
Whoa, whoa. Stan and Pete are on it. They are perfectly capable of handling this. (tells Rapunzel and his dad)
Hey, I found a clue. (tells Stan) (Stan runs to Pete)
That's your own helmet! (tells Pete) I told you not to take that off. (Eugene is sheepishly)
I will not leave Corona until our family's sash is safely recovered.
Eugene
Fine. I'll just give Stan and Pete a hand. (smiles and enters his bedroom) It's the least I can do. (Pete stops searching)
This master thief covered his tracks well.
Eugene
Oh, what's this? (steps on paper to pick it up and unfolds it) Yeah, this is a ransom letter. (his dad and Rapunzel are at the entrance)
This crook wants to exchange the sash for gold at Mount Saison.
Whatever the price, no matter how far, we must get it back.
Eugene
Oh, no, no, no. I said I would help out. (tells his dad) I did not say anything about taking a day-long trip. (Pascal squeaks)
Well, then, I suppose I will make this journey on my own. Yes, except Hamuel, it shall be me. (Eugene is annoyed) (Raps is mad at Eugene) (Raps notices that Eugene's dad feels down) (Eugene is mad at Rapunzel) Just me. No companion. (Eugene does not want to go with his dad) (Raps elbows Eugene)
Eugene
Okay, okay. Why don't I just tag along? (tells his dad) (Rapunzel smiles) (his dad turns around happily)
Oh! Excellent! (Hamuel caws)
Eugene
You packed food, right? (asks his dad)
Of course I did, Horace. (Domino nickers) A bounty unlike any you've ever had. (holds his satchel)
Eugene
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Horace? (Maximus neighs) Ha ha. Did you just call me Horace? (asks his dad)
Indeed. Horace is your given name. Did I not mention that before?
Eugene
No, you didn't. (Max neighs and smiles) How is it possible my real name is even worse than Eugene? (annoyed of his birth name) (Max nickers) Ha, ha. Real funny. (unamused) You know what? Never mind. Let's just get on the road. (tells his dad and starts to leave)
That's the spirit. This jaunt may actually be quite fun. (follows his son)
Eugene
But for the record, we are sticking with Eugene. Got it?
Whatever you say, Horace. (tells his son) (Sideburns and Patchy are under the bridge)
Never thought we'd be setting foot in Corona again. But it'll be worth it once we close the book on Flynn Rider... for good. (he and Patchy are walking to the exit of the bridge.
Ha, ha! Such a beautiful day for a trek. (Hamuel flies to his owner) My spirits soar like Hamuel, my graceful friend in flight! (tree limbs cracking) (Hamuel distressed cawing) (Hamuel and a few tree branches fell to the ground)
Eugene
Yeah. Majestic. Can we focus, please? (he and Maximus are annoyed) The sooner we get up to Mount Saison and get the sash, the sooner you can get back to-- Edmund! (Max wickers) (Eugene sees that his dad is not on Domino) Edmund? (Hamueal caws when he is on Domino's saddle)
Horace, there is the most spectacular display of miniature ball-like thingy-dos on the ground. Come quickly! (tells his son) (Max nickering) (Eugene and Maximus walk to King Edmund)
Eugene
Rabbit pellets. Those are rabbit pellets. (tells his son) (Domono sniffing) (Domino backs away) Oh, this is gonna be a long trip. (goes off Max to walk to Domino) I'd better fuel up. (takes his dad's satchel) What the--? (holds a wind up toy) There's no food. This is nothing but junk! (sees inside his dad's satchel)
Goodness me. I brought the wrong bag. (turns around and he notices his mistake) This is my sack of lucky charms! (walks to his son) Say, Horace-- (his son rides on Max again)
Eugene
Eugene. (tells his dad that the name is not Horace)
I think I have the perfect solution. (takes his axe) We'll fish together! (ax clattering) (toss his ax) (catch a twig) Problem solved. (tells his son) (Eugene is unamused)
Eugene
I am not climbing up there to get your ax down. (he and his dad see the latter's ax on a tree branch)
Eugene
Ha, ha. Oh, no. And-- and do you remember when Flynn Rider says, the kingdom and I aren't simpatico at the moment.
Yes! And people think it's a kid's book. Adults everywhere appreciate the nuance of Flynn Rider's adventures. (his son hears a noise)
Eugene
Shh, shh, shh. Quiet. I don't think we're alone. (tells his dad)
Right again, Rider. Or is it "Eugene"? (King Edmund and his son see Sideburns tied Max's snout and legs and also tied Domino's snout and legs via rope) (his blade knife clinks) (Maximus nickers)
Eugene
Don't ask. (Patchy is on the other side of King Edmund and his son) (King Edmund and son his turn around to see Patchy) (Patchy's blade knives clink) Edmund, long-lost father, meet Stabbingtons, lifelong nemeses. Edmund claims he's my father, but you know, I actually have more of a history with you guys. (Sideburns and Patchy walk towards Eugene and dad) So, in a way, this is kind of a family gathering for me! Say, who wants some pudding?
I can tell he wants some pudding. (flings pudding onto Sideburns' face) (Sideburns yells)
Eugene
He can tell a lot by looking into a man's eyes. (knocks Sideburns off his feet) (Sideburns grunting) (Sideburns thudding) (Eugene runs) Ha, ha! En guarde! (takes grass and holds it as a weapon) (grunts) (Sideburns fights Eugene but the former missed) (Sideburns' blade knife slashing) (Eugene grunting when he dodged) (Sideburns punching Eugene) (Eugene thudding into grass)
Where'd you go? (trying to find Eugene) (Patchy's knives slashing) (Eugene's dad grunting) (Eugene's dad dodged Patchy) (Patchy runs to Eugene's dad and fight him) (Eugene's dad grunting) (Eugene stops hiding) (Sideburns stops hiding and he is mad at Eugene) (Sideburns grunts) (Eugene greets Sideburns)
Eugene
Hello! (goes back into the grass) (grunts) (Sideburns also goes back into the grass) (Sideburns yelling) Ha! Didn't see that coming, did you? (Eugene kicks Sideburns) (grunting) (he tells Sideburns when the latter runs to the grass to attack the former) Whoa! Hey, how's your day going? (Sideburns slashing his knife at Eugene) Missed me. (picks up grass) (Eugene ties Sideburns' foot) (grunts) (Patchy's blade knife slashing) (Eugene's dad grabs Patchy) (Eugene's dad grunting when he flings Patchy towards Sideburns and Eugene sees) Yes! (Sideburns and Patchy are about to fall off of a cliff) (Sideburns and Patchy yelling) (Sideburns and Patchy thudding) (Maximus wickers)
Ha, ha! (he and his son head towards Maximus and Domino to untie them)
Eugene
All right, all right. (unties Maximus) They're not gonna stay down for long. (tells his dad) We need to buy more time.
I have an idea. (tells his son)
We gotcha! (he and Patchy see a wind up toy tied to a yo-yo) Huh? Rider! (he and Patchy are fooled) (birds chirping) (birds fly away)
Eugene
Edmund, that was ingenious! (tells his dad) (he and his dad escaped alongside Max and Domino) Ah, yeah. Ingenious. (walks)
Ha! Who knew this bag of lucky baubles would come in so handy? (walks next to his son) (opens his satchel of his son's toys)
Eugene
Ha, ha, ha! (sees the sash inside his dad's satchel and takes the sash to hold it) The sash. Wait. You stole this from my room? You had this the whole time? (walks a few steps away his dad when he notices that the latter stole the sash from the bedroom)
Well, yes. I did. It was I who wrote the ransom letter and sent us on this errand. (confesses to his son) (his son turns around)
Eugene
This is an errand? (shocked) We're stuck in the middle of nowhere with no food, no weapons, and two maniacs on our tail, but, yeah, lovely little errand this is! (tells his dad) (Max is mad)
I wanted to be part of your life, Horace. And I thought a father and son trip might-- (feeling down and he tells his son)
Eugene
Might what, huh? Make up for 24 years? (mad at his dad) And for the love of everything that is holy, my name is Eugene! (tells his dad) You know what? Here's your sash. (hands it back to his dad) (walks angrily) (his dad turns around when he feels down) I'm heading back to town. (tells his dad)
Eugene
I cannot believe I fell for the nice-guy act. (Hamuel cawing) (Hamuel flies upside down with a dagger tied to him) (Eugene sees Hamuel) What are you do-- Wait. I know that dagger. (Hamuel caws) The Stabbingtons. (Hamuel thwacks into tree) (Hamuel shrieks) (Eugene pulls Max's reins) (Max nickers, snorts) Aw. Dads are more trouble than they're worth. Come on, Max. The old man needs us. (runs back to the dam) (Hamuel cawing) (Hamuel flies to the dam) (Eugene and Max arrive at the dam) Edmund? (Domino is alone at the dam) Edmund? (Eugene calls out for his dad) (Maximus nickering) (Eugene goes off Max) Hey, Domino. Where's Edmund?
Right here, sonny boy! (Eugene sees his dad is tied up) (Max also sees that Eugene's dad is tied up) You want him? Come and get him.
(muffled yelling) (Patchy is about to drop a boulder on top of Eugene) (Maximus, Eugene and Domino sees boulders falling) (boulder whooshing)
Eugene
Max, watch out! (moves Maximus out of the way) (boulder crashing) (Eugene, Domino and Mamuel are trapped inside Mount Saison) (Max neighs) (Max turns around) (Patchy thudding when he jumps to the base of Mount Saison as he wipes his hands and smiles evilly)
The Great Flynn Rider is gone. (King Edmund is shocked then he feels down) (Patchy walks to him) Come on. Now we have a sash and a king. (tells Patchy) (Sideburns pulls a lever) (Patchy grabs a sad King Edmund as a hostage) (wheel creaking) (King Edmund thudding when Patchy tosses him on a log) (Sideburns and Patchy step onto the same log) (water splashing) Thing are looking up. (the water flows and the log moves)
Eugene
Guys, check this out! Isn't he great? (puts his wind up toy on the floor) (Pascal squeaks)
Hey, hey, hey, you guys, I invented a move. (tells Eugene and Pascal) I call this one... "Roll With a Bloodhound." (Psscal squeaks and he goes to Eugene's shoulder)
Eugene
Uh, blondie, they already invented that move, actually. (Pascal is bored) It's-- (Rapunzel is mad at him) You know what? Never mind. (sees his dad inside his bedroom)
(clears throat) (holding a new sash for his son)
Eugene
Edmund! Ooh! Ah, we were, uh, we were reminiscing. (laughs) Not playing. Reminiscing. (hides his wind-up toy behind his back) Like adults do, with my old toys. (Raps walks to him and give his yo-yo back to him then stops hiding his wind-up toy) (Pascal climbs on Rapunzel's shoulder and he leaves with his owner)
I decided that we didn't need that old sash, anyway. (his son toss his toys to the floor and he puts his hands behind his back) Xavier and I made you a new one. (tells his son) (gives his son a brand new sash with the symbol of Corona) (sees his new sash that he is holding)
Eugene
White and gold. Just like the Flynn Rider book.
It's one of my favorites, you know. (tells his son) (Eugene gives his dad a hug)
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