Which one of you said hold the mayo?
That would be Mr. Miracle Whipper.
S3[Episode 305]
S3[Episode 305]
[to Michael] Don't be so hard on yourself.
I wouldn't mention 'hard on'.
A lot of people freeze up under pressure, you know, it's called Performance Anxiety, right Brian?
[nods] Never heard of it.
S3[Episode 305]
You're still working the streets like any other whore.
I'm not a whore.
No you're right. They peddle their asses, you're selling your music. You're, forgive the expression, soul.
What the fuck would you know about forgive the expression, soul?
S3[Episode 305]
You should do it.
So you can get Justin back?
I don't want him. I just hate to see someone holding on to their integrity for no good reason.
I'd expect you to say something like that. You probably would have played for the Nazi's too.
If it had kept me alive for one day more you're goddamn fucking right I would. All their asking is for you to play their game. If you're smart, you'll figure a way to play it to your advantage.
I'd rather work the street, thank you.
It's your call. But there's nothing noble about being poor.
S3[Episode 305]
What about me?
What about you? You expect him to sacrifice his career for a piece of blonde boy ass? Is that your idea of true love, Sunshine?
S3[Episode 306]
So there I was stark naked, freezing my tail off, spying on Ben.
Was he plucking his magic twangier?
S3[Episode 306]
The nutty professor a juice-pig? I am so turned on... here, feel!
S3[Episode 306]
For the life of me I'll never understand why so many gay men want to fuck their bodies up with drugs.
S3[Episode 306]
Brian, take it easy!
JSJim Stockwell
It's okay. I don't mind the truth. Even if you use it as an assault weapon.
S3[Episode 306]
Where'd you get the ring?
Ethan.
How romantic.
Fuck all you'd know about romance.
S3[Episode 306]
SSunny
[Ted and Emmett's new neighbor] So, where's Mrs. Schmidt?
That'd be me!
S3[Episode 306]
Back in Hazelhurst, I used to look up at those houses on the hill, you know, where the right people lived. And dream that one day I would live there, too. Now that my dream is finally coming true, I don't want people thinking-
-that we're the fags next door. That's what we're gonna be no matter what you do. If they don't say it to our face, they'll say it behind our backs.
S3[Episode 306]
[Brian witnesses Ben buying steroids]
You're taking him down with you.
[slams Brian into a locker] I do not need to be lectured by the biggest whore in Pittsburgh, you are fucking lucky you're not positive!
S3[Episode 306]
Ben needs more muscles like I need another cock.
S3[Episode 306]
SSunny
You gays can wear anything! Such beautiful bodies!
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