Queer as Folk (US) quotes

Brian

Let me see your wrist. That's a stunning watch you're wearing.

Emmett

I'm not wearing a watch.

Brian

Wow, Emmett, you're really observant. He's [Ted's] got a Rolex.

Michael

I should warn you, my friends can be a little...

Ben

Judgemental? Bitches? Condescending?

Michael

You've met them.

Ted

What happens if a condom breaks, or he's flossing his teeth and his gums bleed?

Brian

Or if he shoots his load and you're bending over to tie your shoe and it accidentally flies up your ass?

Brian

Is that a pimple on your ass?

Brian

[to Justin] I want you safe. I want you around for a long time.

Leda

Hi, I'm Leda.

Brian

Melanie's evil ex.

Leda

And you must be the antichrist. Big fan.

Leda

Ever been fucked by a dyke with a dildo?

Brian

Is that an offer?

Michael

[about Debbie] She actually said she wished I wasn't gay!

Brian

Well, I'll always be glad that you're a big fat queer. [They kiss.] You know, she's right. You should forget Ben.

Michael

What the fuck do you know?

Brian

Let's see... I know advertising, and... you.

Brian

Handle it, kiss it, jerk it off, just don't fall in love with it.

Emmett

I can honestly say that there is not one thing hear I'd put in my mouth.

Ted

That's a first.

Emmett

Excuse me?

Ted

This food's the worst.

Michael

He wanted to diaper me.

Ted

Aw, poor baby.

Michael

The next guy that walks through that door is the man I'm gonna live with for the rest of my life.

Emmett

Oh, Michael, there you are. Rent cheque's due today, sweetie.

Justin

I'm not going to that hetero-hop with a bunch of beer-chugging breeders!

Debbie

Real love when it comes doesn't look like anything you'd expect.