David and Brian in “[Episode 107]”

I told Mikey you'd be all right but he had to come running back.

What can I say, he's a sweetheart.

That's because you're all that matters to him. You're his world, his life. Everything he thinks about, everything he dreams about, everything he knows.

He's my best friend since we were 14.

That's 16 years of waiting. He's been waiting so long he actually thanks he's happy. But you and I both know that he's never gonna get what he really wants, is he?

Well what is that, Doc?

For you to fuck him! And don't tell me you don't know it... and you love knowing it, don't you?

You've been around for what, a week? You think you know him? You don't.

I'd like to. But I never will as long as you're around. Maybe I should just disappear. You'd probably like that and he probably wouldn't think twice about me. But I'm not going to. I'm not going to disappear. Because I want him. Even more than you don't want me to have him. So if you're really his best friend... give him a chance to be happy. To have a life. His own life. Let him go.