Debbie quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Debbie

Shit, I just called you boys. You're married men now.

Debbie

Listen, Loretta... I can't even imagine diving into a muff.

Debbie

So, you going out cruising after you drop me off?

Michael

No, I've been invited to an all-night orgy.

Debbie

Woo! Sounds hot!

Michael

If you must know I am going back to my gay apartment, taking off my gay clothes and getting into my gay bed.

Debbie

Em, honey, you should try to eat at least some of your protein off a plate.

Emmett

I read that for every thirty pounds you lose, you gain an entire inch of cock.

Debbie

So if you just drop another 90 pounds, you'll have a four inch pecker!

Debbie

Sweetie, you know that I approve of your lifestyle.

Michael

Maybe I don't want you to approve, maybe I want you to go home and cry.

Justin

Well, then, I'll go to New York. I'll become a hustler and I'll sell my body to gross old homos!

Vic

I'll give you 20 bucks. [Debbie smacks Vic] Just saving the train fare.

Justin

I'm gonna throw up, I gotta vomit!

Debbie

Upstairs bathroom. The one for guests and drama queens.

Debbie

It's not a joke, you know. Gay teens have a very high suicide rate.

Michael

Unfortunately, not this one.

Brian

If I don't get this account, I'll be fucked. And without lube.

Emmett

And that's a bad thing?

Debbie

It's amazing how you always work anal intercourse into the conversation.

Vic

AMC has a Joan Crawford festival all week.

Debbie

Nobody is that gay.

Debbie

I remember the first time I heard your name. Michael says 'there's this new boy in school, Brian Kinney.' For weeks that's all he could talk about. Brian Kinney this and Brian Kinney that. Next thing, you're cutting classes. And then I come home from work one day and I find the two of you 14 and drunk. It was then I knew that you were trouble. And you haven't disappointed me a day since then.

Brian

Well, at least you can't accuse me of being inconsistent.

Debbie

Consistent heartbreak.

Ted

Well, Brian. You really know how to throw a birthday bash.

Emmett

Too bad all good things must come to an end.

Melanie

Well well well... is anyone surprised? The way he treats people. Am I right? Is there anyone here tonight that hasn't been fucked by Brian Kinney, one way or another?

Vic

Well, what do you know, now Michael has been too.

Debbie

So you finally gave him what he wanted. Good for you.

Lindsay

How could you do that to him, Brian? Your best friend in the whole world.

Justin

No. You're gonna need someone to help you clean up this mess.

Vic

And so are we. Straight to Hell. According to them.

Justin

Doesn't he know that every reputable psychological study done within the past 25 years emphatically states that a person's sexual orientation is determined by the age of six, sometimes before birth, and it's completely unalterable?

Debbie

You tell 'em, Sunshine! A leopard can't change its stripes... and neither can a queer!

Debbie

Do you even know what a Huggie is?

Michael

Here's a hint, it's not a sexual position.

Debbie

Would you two cut it out?

Michael

Ma, you're interrupting.

Debbie

Well, I hate it when couples make out in front of you!

Brian

It's French. We're frenching.

Michael

Try the Brie.

Debbie

Tastes like cum. Where's the cheddar?

Vic

They put everything on stamps these days... composers, birds, even the Three Stooges. So when are they going to have famous fags?

Debbie

You can be on the 69 cent stamp, honey.