Emmett quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Emmett

All right boys. I'm off to buff in the buff!

Emmett

Blaze this!

Emmett

[to himself] Well, in a modern re-telling, coach would be a limo, footmen would be the driver and Cinderella would, of course, be a fag rather than a woman, since no self-respecting woman would let herself be enticed into a strange man's home with jewelry, a limo, champagne and caviar!

Emmett

I'm the demon dick of dot com.

Emmett

I'm a vulgar girl.

Emmett

I've tried boys, I've tried booze, I've tried pills, but I am still in the valley of the dolls.

Emmett

Well, boys, you date your saints. I'll stick to the sinners.

Emmett

Y'know something Ted Schmidt? I love you. [Kisses him]

Emmett

[after Michael says that Ben wants to go to Tibet for six months] What's in Tibet? Nude beach? Circuit party?

Emmett

You're so funny... and those... big puppy dog eyes, just dive right in. And... your lips are... are so uh, so... [kisses Ted]

Emmett

I would give my left tit-- my left arm, for a Cosmo.

Emmett

I feel like the town slut on prom night... again!

Emmett

Little Mary Sunshine died. I'm Little Mary Go-Fuck-Yourself.

Emmett

Lover... how I used to love that word.

Emmett

I've always been such a silly slut for that accent. One "cheerio" and my legs are up pointing north!