Emmett quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Emmett

Congratulations, stud. That's your third time tonight.

Ted

Who's keeping score?

Emmett

I am. Look at him, so smug, so self-satisfied. Now is the perfect time to send him off with his... not-unattractive tail between his legs.

Brian

What the fuck for? You've got the son of a bitch where you want him, with his ass in the air, and it's not a bad one, I might add.

Emmett

Don't listen to him! Tell.

Brian

What the hell does he know? Fuck!

Ted

Would you get off my back?!

You people need Jesus in your lives.

Emmett

Yeah and you need a good blowjob. That is, if you can find anyone to give you one! And don't look at me!

Emmett

It was obvious to everyone from the moment I popped out of my mama that I was the new queen of Hazelhurst. They almost named me Elizabeth.

Ted

You're lucky.

Emmett

That they named me Emmett?

Ted

That it was obvious. That you never had to go through the hell of hiding it, the fear of being found out.

Emmett

So, uh, what do you say we go back to my room and, um, reminisce about old times.

Not that much to reminisce about.

Emmett

I know.