Brian quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Brian

I can't believe Deb dated a drag queen, how'd they tell each other apart?

Brian

There's no predicting... oops, I said dick, didn't I?

Brian

[Stumbling out of the car drunk, to a police officer questioning the driver] Officer, I would be more than happy to drive these two gentlemen home...

Brian

I wonder who I have to blow around here to get a triple non-fat latte? [Hunky officer walks in] If you say so.

Brian

What are you two girls all giggly about? [Looks at the coaster Michael and Justin were drawing on] Okay, no more drugs for you.

Brian

When it comes to measuring wood, I'm an expert.

Brian

All work and no dick make Mikey and Sunshine dull boys.

Brian

I'm not an asshole, I'm just drawn that way.

Brian

[arriving home, shouting to Justin) Hey sunshine, come congratulate me! Your partner... just made partner!

Brian

If you want your comic book to be a success, you should put your personal feelings aside. Don't piss on your achievement.

Brian

I understand. You're in a committed relationship with your... what is that hideous expression? Significant other. Loser.

Brian

I sincerely hope you find the dream that satisfies your existence. But in the meantime, why don't you have a drink?

Brian

May the best self-serving son-of-a-bitch win.

Brian

The nutty professor a juice-pig? I am so turned on... here, feel!

Brian

For the life of me I'll never understand why so many gay men want to fuck their bodies up with drugs.