BrianWho made up the fucking rule that you can't smoke in a hospital?
A character in Queer as Folk (US)
Played by Gale Harold
Queer as Folk (US) · 941 quotes
Most-quoted character in Queer as Folk (US): in 436 of its 941 quotes
Most scenes with: Justin (125), Michael (95), Ted (50)
BrianWho made up the fucking rule that you can't smoke in a hospital?
Brian[to Justin] What are you doing all the way over there? Come closer. Do you want to take off some of the clothes? You might get overheated.
Brian[to Justin] And then you turned around, and... smiled. Then I knew why Debbie calls you Sunshine.
BrianI'll be glad when Pride's over so we can all go back to being ashamed.
Brian[to Justin] I promise you won't forget this one.
BrianDreaming's for people who like to sleep. I'd rather be awake and fucking.
BrianIs that a pimple on your ass?
Brian[to Justin] I want you safe. I want you around for a long time.
BrianHandle it, kiss it, jerk it off, just don't fall in love with it.
Justin [waking up]: What time is it?
BrianIt's time to take care of your morning hard-on, although it's after noon.
BrianIf you want Ben back, go fucking get him.
BrianJesus, I told him to lay off the Slim Fast.
BrianChrist, send in a dyke to do a faggot's work.
BrianMy pecker's all a-twitter.
BrianYou know he's like a German train? He always comes in on time.
MichaelHal Sparks · 201 quotes
JustinRandy Harrison · 199 quotes
EmmettPeter Paige · 169 quotes
TedScott Lowell · 141 quotes
DebbieSharon Gless · 89 quotes
MelanieMichelle Clunie · 56 quotes
BenRobert Gant · 53 quotes
LindsayThea Gill · 44 quotes
HunterHarris Allan · 31 quotes
VicJack Wetherall · 18 quotes
EthanFab Filippo · 15 quotes
JenniferSherry Miller · 14 quotes
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