What about when we went scuba diving and your mask was too tight?
Oh. Oh, yeah, I don’t...
His eyes nearly came out of his head!
[Bill shakes his head.]
They were inside the mask... these massive eyes! We’re all going, “look at Bill! Check he’s alright. Check he’s alright.” And when we found out he was alright, I laughed, I laughed my head off!
No, no, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Rewind! Rewind. Can we just go back to the it where you said, “when you checked we were alright you laughed your head off.” You were laughing from the minute my face came out of the water. There was blood pouring out of my eyes.
You had no idea. You had no idea at all.
I had no idea. I was going, “what?” and people were going, “oh my god!”
[Alan points and screams.]
Oh my god!” And I went, “what? What?” Like Carrie or something, with blood streaming from my eyes.
It took quite a long time for them to recede as well.
Yes, it did. And a lot of laughing was going on.
I thought you had some sort of magnifying mask on, but when you took the mask off they were still enormous!
