Tell me your opinion on Detective Lassiter's hair.
DDoctor
Scientifically, if he grew it out, his ears wouldn't stick out as much.
S4 E13Death is in the Air
S4 E14Think Tank
Independent contractor, does that mean she was a...
A hit woman? Yes.
So I probably shouldn't...
Yes, don't even think about it.
My name is Shawn Spencer. This is my partner--
SSnoden
Burton Guster! Or should I say "Gee Buttersnaps" or "Lavender Goons" or "Clementine Woolysocks" perhaps?
Wow! You are a fan!
Or a crazy stalker. "Gee Buttersnaps" was said on a secure military base with no one else around.
If it's any consolation all of his ideas stank.
Stunk.
Stank!
Stinkaded?
S4 E15The Head, The Tail, The Whole Damn Episode
[Lassiter is upset over a newspaper article]
It's The Courier. It's not even a real newspaper and besides, nobody reads the paper these days anyway.
Why didn't you stop me?
I don't know, I guess I was busy RSVP'ing my invitation to shut it.
Sorry about that.
I want you to call me "Guts".
We all call you that.
No, Guts, Shawn.
What? What are you saying?
Guts.
You're saying "guts"?
Yes.
That's too close to "Gus".
Never mind; call me "Old Ironside".
Michael Ironside?
Old Iron Stomach, that's me.
Really, Buzz? This is the thanks I get for giving you a cat and finding a guy to remove your Baha Men tattoo?
I've seen it all.
You've seen it all though the cracks in your fingers while you were hiding your eyes.
Carlton, you can't solve a case in four minutes.
Can't I? I think I can. I've seen it done.
Not by you.
Thanks for that.
Gus wants to know if your boat has cable. It's the season finale of Leverage and his TiVo's on the fritz.
[referring to a missing person] We found his car.
Wow! Nice! I'm still kind of talking to the sea trash.
It's in the parking lot!
This parking lot?
Yes!
There's a piercing in the skin.
There are lots of them. It's a shark attack.
I believe it's uh, it is a harem of seals.
TTanner
Haaaaaah, I've heard it both ways!
Look at this letter I found in The Courier from last month.
The Courier? No. I would rather French kiss a hobo than read anything in that rag.
Wow. A simple "I don't like the writing" would have made your point.
I'm sorry O'Hara. That paper is not allowed in this station.
So you are going to ignore a clue because you don’t like a reporter?
Hate! Hate is the word, O'Hara. And yes. No good can be found in that paper, except maybe the obituary of reporter Chad Gorsuch.
Really?
An untimely death. Self-inflicted and painful, later to be referred to as "gorsuching yourself." No! He's on a respirator and dying slowly. Wow, that was very therapeutic. I actually feel quite better. What do you got?
S4 E16Mr. Yin Presents
So there's really a Yin to her Yang.
If you think I'm sick, you ain't seen nothing yet.
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