There's got to be a logical explanation for where that horse and rider disappeared to.
I got one for you. The next dimension
Really, Winston Zeddemore? That's what you believe?
S4 E3High Noon(ish)
What the hell is going on here?
This is called 19-card stud.
Regular poker is too complicated. It makes it easier to get pairs.
Plus anything with a picture is wild.
Why aren't you two out interviewing suspects, or feeling the walls, or whatever the hell it is you do? At least do something!
Man, I tried. I did. These people are kind of mean. It's a tough racket being sheriff, Lassie. Besides, I gotta go gun down that Stinky Feet fellow in about 20 minutes.
Stinky Pete.
You wouldn't understand; you've never killed a man.
Yes, I have.
Yeah, but you've never pretended to kill one. Repeatedly. I struggle with it every time.
Two times now.
Yep, both times.
Well, while you two were sitting here playing Cowboys and Indians...
Uh, uh, just Cowboys, Lassie.
Playing Injuns is offensive.
I didn't say Injuns, Guster.
That's what I heard.
Me too.
[grabbing his cell phone] I'm out of here. I'm calling a cab.
SMSheriff Mendel
Well, those things don't work out here. We got no TVs, no radio, no refrigerators.
Sounds like prison. Except they have all those things.
I'm just saying, technology is way overrated.
That's interesting--just yesterday you told me you intend on having your wedding in space.
And that hasn't changed!
I think I broke my back, and my neck, and my arm.
That's nothing, I just bruised my coccyx.
Say what?
You know what I mean.
I certainly do not.
When I get home I'm definitely going to have to rub oil on my coccyx.
Gus, please, that is disgusting.
What? A deep tissue massage is definitely what my coccyx needs.
Would you stop saying that word!?
Coccyx? That's what it's called Shawn!
S4 E4The Devil's in the Details (And the Upstairs Bedroom)
Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel!
Kiss my sweet... [nun walks by] ...love biscuits.
I don't know if you made that any less offensive.
I look up to Brett Favre, but that doesn't mean I believe everything he says. [pauses] All right, that's a bad example. It's those tearful press conferences, man. They get me every time.
Do you think it could be PTSD?
I think it's slightly more serious than a mere menstrual issue.
[in confession] I've been stealing food that Gus hides in his desk and eating it and then blaming it on the cleaning lady Oniniña.
[listening from outside] I knew it, I knew it!
What are you saying? That he has a hunch based on unverifiable information?
That's what you use to solve every case!
Okay, that stings. It's true, though.
What else did he say?
He did say he's been getting strength through a particular proverb...
Alright, fine, let's do a quick list: 'You can't teach an old dogs new tricks', 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush', 'If it's brown flush it down...'
MMary
Do you think it could be PTSD?
I'm afraid this is far more serious than a mere menstrual issue.
S4 E5Shawn has the Yips
I don't lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me.
That's the same thing as losing it.
Maybe to those without the nuance chromosome.
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