Have you ever seen this vandal?
HHank
Nope, but I've felt them.
Was that in an appropriate way?
“High Noon(ish)” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (7), Gus (7), Carlton Lassiter (3)
HHank
Hell, I wasn't even gonna call you out here but Binky insisted.
Binky?
HHank
Oh. You don't call him Binky?
We do now!
Sheriff Hank, why don't you tell the boys here what the problem been here.
HHank
Well, it started out as simple vandalism. Somebody's been stealing our wood from sidewalks, buildings, fence posts.
Wood thieves. My first instinct is beavers, but I'm not willing to rule out those pesky Keebler elves.
There's got to be a logical explanation for where that horse and rider disappeared to.
I got one for you. The next dimension
Really, Winston Zeddemore? That's what you believe?
What the hell is going on here?
This is called 19-card stud.
Regular poker is too complicated. It makes it easier to get pairs.
Plus anything with a picture is wild.
Why aren't you two out interviewing suspects, or feeling the walls, or whatever the hell it is you do? At least do something!
Man, I tried. I did. These people are kind of mean. It's a tough racket being sheriff, Lassie. Besides, I gotta go gun down that Stinky Feet fellow in about 20 minutes.
Stinky Pete.
You wouldn't understand; you've never killed a man.
Yes, I have.
Yeah, but you've never pretended to kill one. Repeatedly. I struggle with it every time.
Two times now.
Yep, both times.
Well, while you two were sitting here playing Cowboys and Indians...
Uh, uh, just Cowboys, Lassie.
Playing Injuns is offensive.
I didn't say Injuns, Guster.
That's what I heard.
Me too.
[grabbing his cell phone] I'm out of here. I'm calling a cab.
SMSheriff Mendel
Well, those things don't work out here. We got no TVs, no radio, no refrigerators.
Sounds like prison. Except they have all those things.
I'm just saying, technology is way overrated.
That's interesting--just yesterday you told me you intend on having your wedding in space.
And that hasn't changed!
I think I broke my back, and my neck, and my arm.
That's nothing, I just bruised my coccyx.
Say what?
You know what I mean.
I certainly do not.
When I get home I'm definitely going to have to rub oil on my coccyx.
Gus, please, that is disgusting.
What? A deep tissue massage is definitely what my coccyx needs.
Would you stop saying that word!?
Coccyx? That's what it's called Shawn!
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