You're not gonna start singing songs from Annie are you? Because I bet my bottom dollar that you could.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
No kissing on campus. That was rule... I'm not sure which rule that was, but it's an important one.
How do I look? Should I change? I didn't know what to wear.
Well you can start by wearing a watch, dinner started 5 minutes ago.
Is megan still out with her dad?
RRomie
I don't know, you never ask me about my family. [Romie leaves]
Does Romie have a family?
Are you sure this is the right place?
Welcome to the public school system girls.
Oh that reminds me, I forgot to TiVo Prison Break.
A doctor that does house calls, how quaint.
He gets $5,000 a day.
By quaint I mean holy crap.
I hooked you up with an organization called "Once Upon a Dress." They provide donated dresses to high school girls. who can't afford them for prom and home homecoming.
So they wear used dresses? I'd sooner borrow someone's tooth brush.
Why don't you write her a Dear John letter while you're at it.
What are you talking about?
Don't be coy with me Chuckles.
How's my little Jackie Collins doing?
Huh?
In my heart your up here writing trashy romance novels, don't take that away from me.
Sage is just mad because our friend Precious is getting all famous.
She's not famous, she did a movie with elephants and subtitles.
I hate subtitles.
Yeah everyone does.
Not every guy is gonna cheat on you.
You say there but I haven't told you about the hot blonde in Jacob's office.
Charlie: Here we go.
I'm not crazy. There was a vibe!
I'm sure there was. You're still crazy.
Aww thanks Sage.
Not a compliment.
My best friend from Yale is flying in from New York today, her name is Karen and you're going to love her.
Well I'm only starting to love you, let's not muddy the waters.
I work for Peter Friedland, he's a sports photographer.
Hey, like you!
Like me, except he gets paid and published and all that good stuff.
My friend Karen is flying in from new york and she's going to stay with me the next few days and I was hoping you could show us some of that rich ass Palm Beach living. You know maybe we could take a spin on one of your yachts tomorrow afternoon
How many yachts do you think I have?
Okay well if the yacht's unavailable, we can go for a ride on one of your horses or elephants.
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