Lily got married.
What!?
Thank you for having the proper reaction. What!?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Did you know everyone in this town hates each other?
Um yeah. It's Palm Beach, not the friggin' Midwest.
KKeith
Do you ever get tired of being the Alice to all these little bratty Bradys?
I do get a little weary, mainly because I don't get to see Sam the butcher nearly enough.
I'm just trying to be respectful here.
Respect is for grandmas. I want naked and stuff.
So what happened tonight? You got pretty enthusiastic with the vodka.
That was not the plan.
There was a plan?
Well yeah. I thought we'd, you know, have a few drinks, get a little loosely goosey. I kept drinking when you kept drinking and you're much bigger than I am and all of a sudden I got very loose very fast.
Will's a playboy right?
Generally speaking, absolutely.
So why isn't he playing me? I'm ready to go. Wearing to go. Every night's the same -- just when we get to the good part he says "oh it's getting late" or "I have an early tennis match." I mean who plays that much tennis?
Megan do you know anything about knives?
Okay, i don't like where this conversation is going already.
ZZach
[seeing Rami wearing the same suit] Oh you wear the same outfit as my debate team, that's cool.
Yes, excuse me while I go set fire to mine.
Oh yes, you and the feisty twin have finally found love. Funny how that happens just as Keith decided to terminate ours.
LLuis
Yeah I heard about that, sorry man.
It's okay, this way the world maintains a love hate balance. I'm happy for you two high school musical looking misfits.
[referring to Sage and Luis kissing] They look so cute.
It's about damn time.
What is ... oh look, happy people. Alright that's it, show's over, nothing to see here!
[to Luis] You, easy to replace sous chef, hands off the queen bee and get back to work. [to Sage] And you trouble with a capital S, stop distracting him. Young love, makes me sick.
I'm sorry I told you to ditch your family. The woman I fell in love with could never give up on anybody.
Did you just..?
That's right, I love you Megan Smith. Deal with that.
I love you too.
Sage, when I was your age, my biggest concern was trying to get Ethan Hawke to marry me. The Reality Bites Ethan Hawke, not the "I left my wife for my nanny and haven't showered in ten days" Ethan Hawke.
Cancel the check!
The bank's closed.
You're a billionaire, isn't there a special number you call?
Yeah, it's 1-800-im-rich.
That's not even enough numbers.
I think you're way overreacting
Umm.. you're obsessing over a fat girl from Spacecamp and I'm overreacting? My guy is a religious zealot!
He goes to church.
Zealot.
That does not make him a zealot...
Come on, you've seen The Da Vinci Code. What if he's the albino and flogs himself?
[about Charlie] When all is said and done, he's my best friend in the whole world and I have to say goodbye.
And what I'm saying is you've already kissed your best friend goodbye.
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