Did it never occur to you I had a job?
Umm no, but that's probably because I've known you for four months and you never mentioned you had one, but I'm silly like that.
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I'm all about having lots of eggs in the basket. Yes, yes, I might like one egg more than the other but the fact that I have other eggs puts the pressure off the one egg I like really like so it won't crack.
I have no idea what you just said but now I'm jonesing for an omelet.
I can't believe you were listening to us yesterday.
You can't? That's adorable.
This is not how I wanted to look when I see the guy that I'm trying to be casual about casually dating.
But mentioning your pickle breath is a rock solid turn on.
You don't have to worry, this isn't a rebound thing. I've been out with a few women since lily and I broke things off. So by definition...
You rebounded.. and scored. Look at me using the sports metaphors!
[to Megan] Well, well, well. Someone fell out of bed and into a makeover. What's going on, Red?
I want a second chance.
It'd be a third chance; the balcony was your second.
I want a third chance.
Now let me give you some advice.
Like I need any, but go ahead.
Will just lost a job, right? Probably the first real rejection the guy's ever had. So instead of focusing on the imaginary test you thought you gave him, why not try being the great girlfriend he needs right now?
It's a little on the simple side.
What's this?
These are a few of my favorite things... I would have sung that, but that probably falls under the delightfulness rule.
Your singing is delightful so we'll have none of that.
[about Megan and Will] Get out... are you guys a couple?
Uh no, we are not sharing. You to know why? You're grounded from all fun things, including gossip, chit chat, delightful banter. You are grounded from banter.
[to Rose] You're grounded, indefinitely. We're talking the X Games of grounding, without the games. After your little French final tomorrow, you are confined to these four... make that six to eight walls. No phone, no Internet, no Pilates. Consider your new status "grounded to infinity."
But what if I'm not fun?
What are you talking about? You're super fun.
Yeah with you and at like parties and stuff. But you know how you're always saying, school just comes easy for me. Well being adorable just comes easy for you. It's a gift Rose, you should cherish it.
ZZack
So what should I do?
Okay, Rose is a big time romantic, I mean she's seen The Notebook like nine times.
ZZack
Really? I love that movie.
Yeah, maybe don't share that with everyone. But say if you could be here around six, bring some flowers and just be your dork little self.
I'll need a wing man, are you in?
What's in it for me?
Nothing.
I'm in.
Whatever this is, it smells wonderful.
LLuis
It's a pot of boiling water.
Well I bet you're going to turn it into something wonderful.
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