Marco Giordani quotes from Privileged

Do you ever get tired of being the Alice to all these little bratty Bradys?

Marco

I do get a little weary, mainly because I don't get to see Sam the butcher nearly enough.

Megan

Will's a playboy right?

Marco

Generally speaking, absolutely.

Megan

So why isn't he playing me? I'm ready to go. Wearing to go. Every night's the same -- just when we get to the good part he says "oh it's getting late" or "I have an early tennis match." I mean who plays that much tennis?

Marco

Oh yes, you and the feisty twin have finally found love. Funny how that happens just as Keith decided to terminate ours.

Yeah I heard about that, sorry man.

Marco

It's okay, this way the world maintains a love hate balance. I'm happy for you two high school musical looking misfits.

Rose

[referring to Sage and Luis kissing] They look so cute.

Rami

It's about damn time.

Marco

What is ... oh look, happy people. Alright that's it, show's over, nothing to see here!

Marco

[to Luis] You, easy to replace sous chef, hands off the queen bee and get back to work. [to Sage] And you trouble with a capital S, stop distracting him. Young love, makes me sick.

Marco

Waiting for a distraction is not a plan.

Megan

Well it's less fattening than your turtle plan.