TV show quotes
I am sex-less. I am without sex. Which can be healthy. Celibacy in some cultures is seen as a sign of strength. So I am strong. I am a strong healthy woman.
Hm, I miss sex.
What are you talking about? You've got a gorgeous man sleeping in your bed.
Yeah, that's all he is doing in my bed. Doctor's orders.
You have sex on the horizon, which is better than having had amazing sex in your recent past with no visible sign of it happening ever again.
[Charlotte has just taken the pregnancy test and is waiting for the results with Cooper]
Now, all we have to do is wait.
Come on. Little Walter? [pretends to be holding a baby]
Are you trying to be funny?
No, that was my grandfather. He was a piano tuner. Maybe he'll play an instrument, maybe the trumpet.
Please. It'll be a girl. Marjorie.
Your grandmother?
My horse. Last animal I ever had. I was 15. She broke her ankle and had to shoot her.
[to Naomi] You talk about this practice. The way it's supposed to run. The way we're supposed to treat our patients. You talk about not wanting to give up and then you're going to go downstairs to that place to work with that woman who is doing everything possible to undermine us. To work for that man who's more concerned about getting recognized for his work than which patient lives or dies. How is that not selling out?
I slept with Pete! [she pauses] There, I told you.
You know, I expected better from you.
I'm sorry. It just happened-
You know what? If that's how you want to play it, fine.
What are you talking about?
When you're ready to be mature and tell me who you really slept with I'll be around for you, Violet.
I'm not lying to you. I really slept with Pete.
Okay. [steps out the door]
Where are you going?
I don't want to be late for my date with Angelina Jolie.
Are you still having sex with the same guy? The same guy, huh? Finally going to 'fess up and tell me who?
I told you whom it was, and you didn't believe me.
Who it was. And you told me Pete, which is an obfuscation, lying really.
It's Pete, Cooper. I'm having sex with Pete. You need me to prove it to you?
[to Addison] You want my advice?
Please.
Ignore all advice.
[to Charlotte] I have a mom who feels like she lost one son to autism and maybe losing another one to the measles and she's got another one sitting out here, exposed, and maybe I'm just not persuasive enough. But he's vulnerable. She's not going to let me do anything about it. So I'm really sorry if I piled on some paperwork for you, but I don't need crap from you, right now.
I thought I was okay with it. But I'm not sure if I am okay with it. I'm sleeping with two men. Do I get a lecture now?
Yes. Yes, you do. This is good. This is progress.
Well, let's see. Duke and Landry are down on bourbon, Momma's taken to her room with the vapors and neither one of them wants any part of making a decision about Big Daddy.
The vapors? You have a medical degree from John Hopkins. You've diagnosed your mother with the vapors?
Okay, look, um, Pete, Sheldon, I'm um... I'm sleeping with both of you. I thought it was okay, but it's not. I realize that I, um, you... you can't do that. I can't do that, and, um, and I'm sorry.
Who are you? [leaves]
He's right. I'm a mess.
We're all a mess, don't you know that by now? All I know is, I don't mind finding out... who you are.
[to Cooper] I want to marry you, tomorrow. In Vegas.
Tomorrow? My mother-
Families complicate things. Family's messy. Let's do this. Marry me, Cooper Freedman.
I'm pregnant.
You're pregnant?
And I don't know who the father is. Cooper, we are two of the most emotionally stunted people I've ever known. We've never made any progress in our personal life. We don't do personal growth and now, here you are, getting married and I'm pregnant and we're just growing all over the place.
[to Addison] This is you. Not mad. Like the time I loaned your cashmere sweater to Crystal McCullen.
She puked on it. She puked up strawberry daiquiri all over my sweater.
[to Charlotte] I want you to talk to me. Do you not see that we are a perfect match and you're screwing it up?
I got embarrassed and humiliated. So don't tell me about screwing things up. You think it's easy for me to look you in the face after I sobbed in your lap like a 12 year old girl, asked you to marry me and got turned down?
I'm signing myself out.
What? Against all medical advice?
Against your medical advice. Which makes you my doctor, so you have doctor-patient confidentiality.
What, wait, wait. You want me to lie to Addison?
Yes.
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