The school dance, the sixth year social, Sarah's birthday party, Kevin's birthday party, Julie's birthday party...
What about them?
You were never there. I figured there was a reason.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I don't do conversation! Anything I say comes out like an order. I say 'hello' and people salute.
Why do you have to keep following me?
Mostly, the view.
So. You saw through my disguise.
A tablecloth with a headband round it? No, I just took a lucky guess!
You know, when I was fourteen I pretended I was ill at my own birthday party. Kenny came up to my room and we played chess all evening.
Good old Kenny.
He won three games in a row, and I threw him out.
Spike [hearing a glass break behind him]: Don't look at me. That wasn't my heart!
Colin, Lynda's here tonight. It's very important for her to make a good impression, and it's not going to look too good if her financial advisor is here dressed as an Arabian knight trying to sell oil fields under the high school!
I think you're getting the wrong idea about this kiss.
I'm not, Lynda, honest. It's just a kiss between friends, right? A thank you kiss. It doesn't mean a thing - I know that.
I knew you were getting the wrong idea.
Lynda [to Spike, on the window ledge]: Spike, this is stupid. You could have an accident.
I'll be okay.
You don't know what I have in mind.
Lynda, going out together usually involves - and this may surprise you - going out together. Like dates and stuff. Like maybe even seeing one another occasionally. I know, it was in Biology.
I mean, what have I got out of this so far? I'll tell you, Lynda! Five lousy kisses! I counted.
Is that why I felt your lips move? What do you mean, lousy kisses?
I mean forgetting to take the pencil out of your mouth first. That loses you points, Lynda. Of course, you gain a few for helping me get it out of my nose afterwards. And washing all the blood off my shirt. And the walls.
Height?
BBenjamin
Four foot two, not counting my head.
MBMalcolm Bullivant
I'm not staying. But I've got to kill someone before I go.
I see, yes - must be a tough habit to break. Listen, couldn't you just skip today's murder and do two tomorrow?
Got a minute?
Actually, no. There's someone here to kill Colin.
Well, I'm sure he can manage it without you.
Colin [on his sister]: She's always got chocolate. We have to keep feeding her sweets so she won't eat the furniture.
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