Spike and Lynda in “Unfinished Business”

I mean, what have I got out of this so far? I'll tell you, Lynda! Five lousy kisses! I counted.

Is that why I felt your lips move? What do you mean, lousy kisses?

I mean forgetting to take the pencil out of your mouth first. That loses you points, Lynda. Of course, you gain a few for helping me get it out of my nose afterwards. And washing all the blood off my shirt. And the walls.