Lynda! I don't know what this means, but Colin says "don't throw the ashtray".
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Lynda [on being held hostage by a gunman]: Kenny, I want you to get up and walk out of here.
GGunman
Don't.
Well, look, can you two maybe come to some kind of agreement on this?
If I get killed doing this, you're going to feel really guilty.
Why would I? You won't be there to tell me to.
Kenny, just do as I tell you!
That is the nature of our friendship.
MKMatt Kerr
[to Lynda] You are a lady of unexpected depths Lynda, to which you regularly sink.
Colin, one lousy time I threw an ashtray, that doesn't mean I'm going to do it at every meeting.
This Bobby Campbell fella sounds like a right sleazy, money-grabbing low-life. Just my type of guy.
BCBobby Campbell
The Junior Gazette is closing, no further discussion.
I really respect bluntness Bob--
BCBobby Campbell
Now listen to me. Your paper doesn't sell enough. It doesn't make enough money, so it's finished, and I'm closing it. Understood? Understood?
Bluntness City.
BCBobby Campbell
Fine. Matt, can we discuss what you're charging for advertising...
I expected a serious interview. What I didn't expect was to find myself talking to an improbable looking domestic pet that has somehow acquired the power of speech!
Lynda [on a Children's TV show]: Strangely enough, I don't feel like taking advice from a man who spends his time behind a sofa with his arm up an artificial cat.
Do you really think it's reasonable to keep punishing people for not being Kenny?
Well, they're not, are they?
We’re going to need to find someone who can stand sitting here, which isn’t an easy trick.
Have we tried everyone?
Everyone who was willing.
That didn’t seem to take long.
I'm grateful. In fact, I'm so grateful I could kill you.
Sex and violence. I love children's television.
Look, someone's going to do a biggy on this story. At least if it's us, it will be done with tact, taste and discretion. With free Spike and Lynda dolls!
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