Colin quotes from Press Gang

Colin

Spike, baby. I didn't know you were back from Birmingham!

Spike

America, Colin. I went home to America.

Colin

No kidding - I thought you were from Birmingham.

Kenny

Is this the arm off a Garfield?

Lynda

So I've got a temper. Colin, where are the last two finance reports?

Colin

Er, I'm not going to lie to you Lynda, I stole them.

Lynda

For what reason did you steal them?

Colin

I didn't want you going to the budget meeting without me kid. I hate seeing you out of your depth.

Lynda

What?

Colin

It pains me to say this about my own editor Lynda, but on occasion I have noticed a certain bluntness about your negotiating techniques. Specifically: don't throw the ashtray.

The Junior Gazette is closing, no further discussion.

Colin

I really respect bluntness Bob--

Now listen to me. Your paper doesn't sell enough. It doesn't make enough money, so it's finished, and I'm closing it. Understood? Understood?

Lynda

Bluntness City.

Fine. Matt, can we discuss what you're charging for advertising...

Colin, can I make one general point about the game of football?

Colin

Hey, coach, shoot! I do still regard myself as a beginner.

No matter how badly your team are doing, you are not - under any circumstances - allowed to change sides!