What were you thinking? I almost lost you just now. Do you have any idea how much you mean to me?
No. Not really. How much do I mean to you?
Well, you know, plenty.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Behold; the Strudel-tronic talking poster! Anyone walking in front of it will hear a recorded message. All thanks to cutting-edge micro-chip technology!
Yeah, cutting-edge for 1973.
TTeensy
[Referring to Rebound] Are all you dogs like this? Because it's very overwhelming.
Naw, She just does this when she gets excited...or happy...or confused...or bored. Okay. Yeah, she's always like this. But that's just her.
SSpoons
When I was just a little kitten, I didn't have anywhere to stay. Then I bumped into Bumper. He was a puppy, and didn't have anyone either. So we became each other's family. I loved him and he loved me!
And besides, how can it be wrong for you to be with Suzanne and Bumper if you know in your heart that it's so right? You should never give up on your dream.
Alright, so what's your deal? How come you were so determined to keep Spoons from being with a dog?
AAce
Believe it or not, when I was a kitten, my best friend was a puppy. But then he left me to be with his perfect person. Just like that. It broke my heart. And I guess it left me wary of dogs. But now, I don't know. Maybe I should try and find that pup so I can hear his side of the story. After all, you dogs-well, some of you, anyway--you're not half bad.
Same goes for you cats.
Some hero he turned out to be. He probably only rescued people for the attention.
Like those cute girl dogs in Champ's pointless flashback.
Let's defeat the bad guys.
To the zipline.
Uh, it's kind of stuck on that light pole.
To the stairs.
Oh, random puppy dog I just found, you sure are a lot of fun!
CChief
I'm not random, my name is Chief. My mom says I'm a natural born leader. I'm what you call a self-made pup!
You made yourself? Gee, I don't know that much about science, but that sounds really painful.
There's been a lot of talk about you three at headquarters lately.
I knew it, it's because we blew up the FKD – over and over again.
I blame myself.
I blame you too.
Hey!
Hiya, bull.
...Gee up close you...a look a lot more realistic, than I expected...
Yoohoo! Lucky! I'm here with a scary, bull! Oh those boys will be frightened by this for sure.
[Strudel reveals the fake mechanical bull, which is outside the bull's enclosed field. Lucky becomes petrified as the realization hits]
Wait?!?! You mean...That's the fake bull?!? Then this...this one's?!?!?
[The REAL bull roars angrilly at Lucky. Terrified, Lucky sprints away as fast as he can]
AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Run Lucky, run!!!
Oh, hey look! The real bull's still out there!
HELP!!!!
Weren't YOU supposed to lure him into pen before Lucky arrived, so we could replace him with this?! And then the girls would, quote en quote, rescue the boys, and the boys would be so impressed, that they'd lose their prejudice against the girls?!?!
[Lucky can still be heard screaming and the bull still bellowing angrily]
Yeah, but then I got distracted when you asked me to inflate the inner tubes on that raft. Good thing we had all that propane lying around, filling that up was a snap!
(In the background) HELP!!!!
Remind me to ask Dolly how you ever qualified to be a Pound Puppy.
Oh, man, I didn't know what I was missing. All these years of planning missions, while I could have been getting my head stuck and falling through the air. Who was that big dope, anyway?
Don't be so hard on yourself, Lucky. You had important stuff to do.
What's more important than getting surprised by the dog face in the bucket with your friend?
I've been confounded with logic once again!
What did you say your name was?
It's Lucky.
Well, your luck just ran out.
Bert, this is the F.K.D. It gathers information about you to determine who your perfect person is.
You're wasting your time.
I realize that, but I'm praying for a miracle.
JJackpot
Hey, McBowser.
It's Bert.
JJackpot
Hey, McBert.
Just Bert.
JJackpot
Hey, Mc-Just-Bert.
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