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(Off-screen) Holly! Get in here this instant!
What’s going on, Auntie Katrina?
Mrs. Vanderspiff and her ritzy friends will be here in 2 hours. Now, go vacuum the front porch, shampoo the drapes, fumigate the bathroom.
And then you can paint the toenails on my tootsies. Myah!
Yuck!
Brattina, your job is to get this confounded mechanical mutt off me!
I’m trying, Mommy Dearest! I’m trying!
Yeah!
Oh, no! All the news! It can’t be!
If I didn’t know better, I’d say that looks like Bright Eyes.
(howling) It is Bright Eyes.
We’re here at Bruno’s Meat Market scene of a bold robbery. Mr. Bruno, what exactly happened?
Well, I was slicing veal cutlets when this here vicious criminal-type canine comes in and steals my weenies.
We have to stop Bright Eyes before she strikes again!
Yeah. If she stole weenies, she may be building up to b-b-baloney’s.
Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
Bright Eyes, go grab damn cookies and cakes and bring them here.
Anything for my peachy king friend.
You really would do anything for me, wouldn’t you, kid?
Sure, Toots! That’s what friends are for!
(gasps) Wait a minute. I don’t know who’s the bigger sucker. Bright Eyes or me.
(Off-screen) Puppy Power, (howling) we have another puppy for you.
This little dude would like a home.
One from which you’ll never roam.
Search the city from up above and find this pup a child to love.
(barking) I wanna live with her! (rushing off and wearing a bobble hats and a scarf) When can we leave?
Gee! You’re not in a hurry or anything else, are you?
We’ll pupscalate upstairs and have you adopted before you can say… Katrina Stoneheart.
Keep your eyes peeled, Brattina. I have a feeling something big is about to happen. Aha! There’s a big dopey mutt just asking to be caught! (She realizes it is Howler shaped hot-air balloon) Oh!
(howls)
Brattina! Do something!
No sweat, Mommy Dearest! I’ll smell those flying furballs!
Uh-oh. Looks like we are the catch of the day!
(singing) I’ve got the stinkers! I’m going to stink ‘em!
Whoa!
You mangy mutts! Put us down!!
(howls) With pleasure.
Okay, crew! Up, pup and away!
I don’t believe it!
(coming out and barking)
It’s a puppy just like the one I dreamed about!
(barks)
What a great bark! I think I’ll call you Arf!
Ah. Another perfectamundo adaption.
Jody, what are you doing with that dog?
Can I keep him, mom? His name’s Arf.
(barks)
We’ve discussed this before, hon. No dogs. They’re too much work.
But, mom!
(barks again)
And besides, all dogs ever do is bark.
(barks again)
See what I mean? We don’t need the extra noise around here. (She goes back in)
(sadly) I guess I’ll (barking) go back to the pound now.
Gee, this adoption wasn’t as perfectamundo as I thought.
Huh? Hey! Come back here!
(barks)
Jody, why is this dog here? Jody? Where are you?
What? She’s gone! Is Jody in some sort of trouble?
Beat the way, Arf. I’m right behind you.
Here’s Jungle pup Whopper searching the forest for something to keep Jody warm!
(Off-screen) HELP!
The jungle pup princess has been captured by the dreaded black panther! Yeah! Our hero can swing in option! (swinging to rescue Bright Eyes) Whoa-hoa-hoa! Without any panther’s own safety, Jungle pup Whopper dives endureth the monster of biomass bear tape!
Whoa!
Now I know why we dogs learn a lot on the couch.
Good work, Whopper! This ought to keep Jody nice and toasty. Come on!
What do you think you’re doing?! Get off my truck this instant!
Booga-booga-booga!
You know, Arf, Jody said you needed us. But after tonight, I think we need you even more.
Does that mean I can keep him, mom?
It sure does! But only if you promise never to pull a stunt like this again.
Oh, I promise!
(barks and then covers his mouth)
And, Arf, anything you wanna bark, it’s okay with me.
(barks again)
We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.
Arf! Arf! (howling)
There you go, Henry. One cute little puparoo as promised.
You’re sure your little ol’ parents said it was okay?
I’m sure. (giggling) Come on, Toby. Let’s show you to mom and dad, and thanks, Pound Puppies.
Bless my dog bones! Little ol’ Whopper must be having a nightmare again.
We better be pound bound before he wakes up Katrina.
Blast it all! That moaning mongrel is at it again! Crying, crying, crying! I’ll give him something to cry about. (tripping over the stool) Ouch! (crashing into the closet) Oh! That pesky pooch has yapped his last yap!
(moans)
Whopper, baby cakes, what’s the problem-o?
Something was after me. Yeah. (imagining it was a ghost, vampire and the army of werewolves) It was a ghost. Oh! Vampire had once to suck your blood. No, no. It’s an army of puppy-eating werewolves. (howling)
Now, Whopper sugar, you just had another little old bad dream.
Jumping jelly beans! How are we ever gonna stop Whopper’s creepy crawly spooky nightmares?
With some good old puppy power magic. Abracadoggy-dabra!
Boy, oh boy! Whopper, you gotta get some new dreams.
(rubbing her eyes) Yeah. I’m super glad that one’s done.
Now all we have to do is get you over your little ol’ fear of the dark.
No. That’s impossible. No way. Can’t be done, can it?
Hey. That spooky jazz-a-rooney is just your imagination working overtime.
What’s an imagination?
It’s the place in your head where you make stuff up, and you got the wildest and wackiest imagination in the whole pound.
But I’m not making it up! It’s really dark and scary!
Whopper honey, the dark is just the same as daytime only with a little ol’ lights turned out.
And I know just how we can prove it.
Finding gums for all the other puppies is as easy as gumdrops.
(yawning) But now that Katrina is on vacation.
Are you sure you don’t want the little old night light, Whopper?
Nah. Tonight, Wonder Whopper is gonna have nothing but sweet dreams. Thanks to all my puppy pals. Goodnight, everybody. (turning off the lamp)
Goodnight, Whopper!
Mother’s Day is that special date when you tell your mum she’s super great. Serving her breakfast on a tray says “I love you” in a wonderful way. But it’s not a gift or the size of amount. It’s the love that comes with it that makes it count. Yes. Mums are the best without any doubt, and that’s what Mother’s Day is all about.
I sure wish we had a mum to honor today.
But Nose Marie is just like our mum, isn’t she?
Yeah. This’ll be her nifty special day, cos we’ll do all the work for her.
We could call it Nose Marie Day! (howling)
Say, Nose Marie, we have a surprise-aroo for you!
Not now, Cooler honey. That new little old pup named Freddie is loose upstairs and Katrina has him on the run.
(barks and whimpers)
Get into that cage, you filthy mongrel!
And don’t show your smelly doggy face again.
Well, don’t just stand there, you two. Where are they?
Where what?
My gifts. It’s Mother’s Day. I’m a mother. Where are my gifts?!
Oh. Here, Auntie Katrina. (She shows Katrina) I made this card myself. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Nobody in the world has a mother like you.
Ooh, isn’t that sweet? (ripping the Mother’s Day card) I hate sweet! This isn’t the gift! I want merchandise! I hope you did better, Brattina.
You betcha. (She shows Katrina a present) Happy Mommy Dearest Day.
A plant? Uck! It disgusts me.
But it’s special, Mommy Dearest. It’s an icky-poo Puppy-Eating Plant.
Puppies, puppies, puppies!
Oh, Brattina! It’s a Mother’s Day dream come true! (kissing Brattina)
Eww! Totally gross me out, why don’tcha!
I love puppies! Puppies! Puppies!
Freddie dumpling, don’t you worry about that silly old vegetable. We’re going to get you adopted, just as soon as I clean you up with a little old bath.
Whoa! Hold on there, ma’am. This here is Nose Marie’s Day, which means you don’t do Narry no work at all. Yeah.
But…
No buts about it. We’ll get Freddie a super-duper bath.
With my new improved Bath-O-Matic!
Bath-O-Matic home!
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