Jody, Arf and others in “The Rescue Pups”

I don’t believe it!

(coming out and barking)

It’s a puppy just like the one I dreamed about!

(barks)

What a great bark! I think I’ll call you Arf!

Ah. Another perfectamundo adaption.

Jody, what are you doing with that dog?

Can I keep him, mom? His name’s Arf.

(barks)

We’ve discussed this before, hon. No dogs. They’re too much work.

But, mom!

(barks again)

And besides, all dogs ever do is bark.

(barks again)

See what I mean? We don’t need the extra noise around here. (She goes back in)

(sadly) I guess I’ll (barking) go back to the pound now.

Gee, this adoption wasn’t as perfectamundo as I thought.