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Pound Puppies (1986)

Where Do Puppies Come From?

Comfy, Lucy?

Fine, thanks.

Can we get you anything? Anything at all?

Well, I am a little hungry. I have this terrible for a dog food and ice-cream sundae.

Uck!

One dog food and ice-cream sundae coming up.

With chocolate syrup, limburger cheese, coconut, ketchup, gumdrops, dill pickles, cherries and over all that beef gravy.

There. I hope you enjoy it!

HNHolly and Nose Marie

She was hungry!

Delicious! May I have another? This time with some whipped cream on top?

Sure. There’s some whipped cream in the kitchen.

I’ll go get it.

Nope. No honey up here.

No honey down here either.

Oh, no! You guys! Looking for the biscuit box again, huh?

Nope. We’re looking for honey. We want to find out how puppies are born.

What’s honey got to do with puppies?

You know, cos of the birds and bees. (imitating buzzing noise)

I think you’re both confused.

Then unconfuse us, Holly.

Yeah, tell us where puppies come from.

Well, the birds and the bees are myth, just like the stork.

What’s a stork?

A bird.

Check.

A big bird with a long beak.

Check.

It stands on one long leg.

Check.

And some folks say “Stork drops the baby bundles of joy down the chimney.”

Check.

(Off-screen) Holly, where’s that whipped cream?

Coming! (getting some whipped cream out of the fridge) I’ll explain later, guys. Lucy’s waiting.

I just got one question. What’s a myth?

I think the girl is a myth and the boy is a mister.

Oh! Look at me! Look at me!

There weren’t any puppies in that honey, so let’s not stick around.

Yeah. She’s sticking around for everybody.

Whoa! Brattina, you ninny! Not me! Get those dogs!

(Off-screen) I’m trying, Mommy Dearest! I’m trying!

BEBright Eyes and Whopper

(yelping)

Ouch! Ouch! Brattina, what are you doing?! Pull up! Pull UP!

It’s been nice doing you, Bright Eyes!

We may have to put a leash on you two.

What were you two little dickens doing up there?

We wanted to see the puppies arrive.

We saw the stork but we couldn’t find any bundles.

And the puppies weren’t in the honey. Oh, it’s all kind of confusing!

So, tell us again real slow. How are puppies born?

We’ll do better than tell you. We’ll show you.

Okay, the time has come! She’s having them!

Hurry up, everyone!

Oh! Aren’t they beautiful?

The cutest little things I’ve ever seen.

And it came from the mama’s tummy! Oh, it’s amazing!

So that’s how puppies are born! Oh, boy! What won’t they think of next?

Pups on the Loose

Well, we’re off to dig up our prized bone collection.

After all, we can’t start life at a new home without our old bones.

And by the time you get back, we’ll have that hap-hap-happy new home picked out for you.

Are you sure you don’t mind taking care of our pups while we’re gone?

(happily) Not at all. We can’t wait to puppy-sit the little sugar plums!

You must not know our pups.

(giggles) Playful little levels, aren’t they?

Okay, you guys! Knock it OFF!

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

Hi, dad!

What did I tell you pups about playing indoors?

We were playing!

We were fighting!

Andy took my squeak toy and drooled all over it.

Did not! Mandy stole my blanket and buried it someplace.

No way! Candy tied my tail in a big old knot!

Nuh-uh, you feather face!

Ah-ha!

Hold it! HOLD IT!

Your father and I want you to be on your best behaviour while we’re gone.

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

Okay, mum!

And when we return, we’ll be off to our brand new home.

LRLucy and Rusty

Bye-bye, kids!

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

Bye-bye!

I’m gonna go sneak Rusty and Lucy past Katrina. be back in a flasharoo.

Shh! Be very very quiet. (giggles) We have to make sure Catgut is nowhere to be seen.

(meows)

Remember, kids. Always put garbage in its place. (laughs)

(meows)

(laughs evilly) The next time Cooler and his mangy mutts show up around here, (laughs again) they’ll be outfoxed by the greatest invention since the paid toilet, the Rover-Roper!

Eww! Creepy! How’s it work, Mommy Dearest? How’s it work?

Just hold on to this stuff doggy toy and see for yourself. The Rover-Roper can hunt down any mutt from 100 yards. Watch.

Oh! Make it stop, Mommy Dearest! Make it stop!

We’ll be back in 2 shakes of a pup’s tail, Cooler.

We’ll take good care of your puparoos til then. See you soon.

Help, Mommy Dearest! Help!

Icky-poo-ho-ho-ho!

With the Rover-Roper, Cooler and his pack are doomed! (laughs maniacally) What?!

Yap dog is licking me! Doggy drool! Doggy germs!

Grab him!

You won’t get away this time, Cooler!

Going down!

I’ve got you!

(meows)

I hate that dog. (She looks at Catgut and he begins to fire-breathe at him but he is holding the lid to stop it)

So, gang, how goes the puppy-sitting biz?

WBWhopper and Bright Eyes

We quit.

All they do is fight, fight, fight.

Yeah, and after they’re done, they fight some more.

Cooler, before we get these pups adopted, we have to shake them up.

(referring to three puppies) Yeah. Or tie them up.

If only they could work together on something. (having an idea) Like a party! We could toss a surprise party for Lucy and Rusty.

Why don’t we just toss the pups instead?

Candy, Mandy and Andy could help plan a party and learn all about teamwork.

(kissing Nose Marie) Nose Marie, you’re a genius.

Alright, puppies. Let’s get busy. We have balloons to blow up, create paper to hang and signs to paint.

I wanna paint signs.

No! I wanna do that!

I said it first!

Get your paws off those paints!

No way!

Let me handle this, ma’am.

This is police chief Whopper, ordering you to hand over those paints on the double!

Oh, that does it! 30 days in the doghouse for you three!

Alright, Candy, Mandy and Andy. I want you all to help me whip up a cake for the big party with your mum and dad get back. And when we’re done, I’ll let ya all lick the spoon.

I’ll get the flour.

No! I wanna get it!

Let me get it!

(coughing) No, puppies! We’re supposed to work together. (coughing again)

Come back here with that spoon!

Yeah! We got to lick it too!

You’ll never lick this spoon!

CMCandy and Mandy

Let’s get him!

RARed Alert Pup

Red Alert! Pups on the loose! Red Alert! Pups on the loose!

Oh, no! The puppies went upstairs!

Katrina’s sure to catch them!

Boy! Will she be sorry?

Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!

You’ll never lick this spoon! Not in a million years!

No, but we’re gonna lick you!

(gasps) What’s this? There’s a crummy dog loose in the yard!

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

(gasp)

It’s round-up time. (laughs maniacally)

(laughs evilly)

(Off-screen) Katrina’s about to do in those poor little poochies!

Oh, no she won’t! Not after I bow-wower with a little of my patented puppy love.

Rope them, Mommy Dearest! Rope them!

(laughs evilly) What?! Doggy drool!

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

Let’s get out of here!

I’ll rope that icky-poo Cooler, Mommy Dearest!

Not me, you crazy contraption! Ah! Let me go!

Quick! Take the pups back downstairs!

(sighs) One kiss from Cooler, and any woman goes wild. (laughs)

Brattina, don’t just stand there! Untie me!

Eww! No way! A yucky puppy kissed you. Double icky-poo!

Well, what do you pups have to say for yourselves?

I never did get to lick the spoon.

Did too!

Nuh-uh! You took it all!

This calls for drastic action.

I’ll bet we can straighten these guys out in the Hall of Puppy Power.

Then let’s pop on down there, pronto.

Candy, Mandy and Andy, this is where we can help you and your mum and papa find a home.

All you need to do is concentrate.

And a beautiful puppy power vision of your new master will appear.

I wanna live with a little boy.

Not me! I wanna live with a little girl.

I want a boy.

No, a girl.

No, boy!

Girl!

Boy! Girl!

Boy!

Girl!

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

Girl, boy, boy, boy!

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

Uh-oh! What happened?

Disaster city! You’ve broken puppy power!

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

We did?

Why not? They’ve broken everything else in the place.

We’re sorry.

What about our new home?

Well, since you pups don’t get along, it looks like we’ll have to split you up into 3 different homes.

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

No! You can’t split us up!

Who could we play with?

Well, maybe there is one little old possibility.

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

What?

If you knuckle hounds can get together and use a little teamwork, we may be able to fix puppy power and find you a home.

We’ll do it.

We promise to be good and get along.

And we’ll live with a boy or a girl.

CMCandy, Mandy and Andy

Or both.

Puppy power is working again!

Wow. A farm!

That looks neato!

And that’s going to be our new home.

Well, thanks to a little bit of teamwork. Candy, Mandy and Andy are just jim-dandy.

And when it comes to teamwork, we Pound Puppies are our winning team.

(cheering) We are No. 1, hey! We are No. 1, hey! We are No. 1, HEY!

The Invisible Friend

Quiet, you walking free bark! (letting them out of the truck) And stop frolicking. I hate frolicking. Now get your tails in those cages!

And I never want to see or hear any one of you dogs again.

(barks)

Wha? Runaway pup! Sick him, Brattina!

Eww! Come back here, you stinky smelly pup!

Oh! Oh!

Yipe!

You’re going to get it for this, dog! Not even Cooler can help you!

That’s what she thinks!

Game time, puppy dumplings! (releasing the puppies)

And here’s the kick-off-a-rooney! (kicking the football in the air)

(cheering) Pushing back! Pushing back! Way back!

What in the…?

Yuck! Help, Mommy Dearest! They’re getting doggy drool all over me! Eww!

(blowing his whistle) Drool, little ferret!

Relax, fella. Katrina fumbled the ball. We win!

Ahh!

Well, this game’s history, team. Let’s hit the showers!

Welcome to the ever popular Pound Puppy Mission Control. I’m Cooler the top dog in charge of finding you a hap-hap-happy home.

Oh. Uh, hi. I’m Buddy. And that’s Bob.

How do… H… Who? Where?

Bob, my invisible friend. He made that lady mad up there.

Ah, I see! Well, I-I don’t see but, uh… Hey! Give me five, Bob.

Ha ha! You’re shaking his tail! Hey! Something smells yummy! (sniffs)

(sniffs as well) Absotutely! That’s Nose Marie’s cooking! Hey! Let’s check it out! Uh, come on, Bob.

No. Bob’s over here with me.

Well, I can’t help it. All invisible things look alike to me.

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