Nose MariePal, deep within every dog’s heart is a gift known as puppy power.
It’s the magical love shared by puppies and children.
Nose Marie
Us and Holly has puppy power.
That’s right, Pal. And now we’d like you to meet a special boy. His name is Greg.
Gee! His tail’s not wagging either.
That’s right. He’s lonesome because his best friend just moved away to another town.
Nose Marie
Pal, do you think you might be able to cheer Greg up?
Who? Me? I-I don’t know. But-But I’d sure like to try, could I?
I’d really like to help him. I really would. I’d love to cheer up Greg, (howling) and howl.
HBHolly, Bright Eyes and Whopper
His tail’s wagging!
Nose Marie
It’s a puppy’s dream come true! Having someone to love.
It’s the happiest day of my life!
Come on, Pal. Greg’s waiting to adopt you!
Yo, Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
Nose Marie
(cries) I’m so happy for little old Pal.
Hey. Pull yourself together, Nose Marie.
Nose Marie
I can’t help it. I always cry at adoptions. (She cries and blows her nose)
GGreg
Now, neither of us will ever be lonely again, Pal.
And that’s what I call a tail with a happy ending. (laughs and wags his tail)
Hey, check it out. That’s the correctamundo street: Grove Avenue.
Nose Marie
It won’t be long now, Bessie honey.
Aha! There they are! Cooler and his mutt friend all get ahead. Full travel forward!
No, Brattina! Watch where you’re going!
You crud! Where did you get your driving license?
I’m only 11 years old, Mommy Dearest. I don’t have a license. In fact, I don’t even know how to drive. That’s all.
Now we know why your name is Tuffy.
Tuffy, I’m sorry for what I said “You’re pretty neat for a cat.”
TTuffy
Thanks, Whopper. Hey, you’re pretty neat too for a dog.
And-And I want you to have this for keeps.
How about if we make Tuffy an honorary Pound Puppy.
Nose Marie
There’s just one more little old thing Tuffy needs.
AAll
(Off-Screen) What’s that?
Nose Marie
A bath.
TTuffy
Oh, no! Not again!
Nose Marie
Can we get you anything? Anything at all?
Well, I am a little hungry. I have this terrible for a dog food and ice-cream sundae.
Nose Marie
One dog food and ice-cream sundae coming up.
With chocolate syrup, limburger cheese, coconut, ketchup, gumdrops, dill pickles, cherries and over all that beef gravy.
Nose Marie
There. I hope you enjoy it!
HNHolly and Nose Marie
She was hungry!
Delicious! May I have another? This time with some whipped cream on top?
Nose Marie
Sure. There’s some whipped cream in the kitchen.
Nose Marie
What were you two little dickens doing up there?
We wanted to see the puppies arrive.
We saw the stork but we couldn’t find any bundles.
And the puppies weren’t in the honey. Oh, it’s all kind of confusing!
So, tell us again real slow. How are puppies born?
We’ll do better than tell you. We’ll show you.
Okay, the time has come! She’s having them!
Nose Marie
Hurry up, everyone!
Nose Marie
Oh! Aren’t they beautiful?
The cutest little things I’ve ever seen.
And it came from the mama’s tummy! Oh, it’s amazing!
So that’s how puppies are born! Oh, boy! What won’t they think of next?
Well, we’re off to dig up our prized bone collection.
After all, we can’t start life at a new home without our old bones.
And by the time you get back, we’ll have that hap-hap-happy new home picked out for you.
Are you sure you don’t mind taking care of our pups while we’re gone?
Nose Marie
(happily) Not at all. We can’t wait to puppy-sit the little sugar plums!
You must not know our pups.
(giggles) Playful little levels, aren’t they?
Okay, you guys! Knock it OFF!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Hi, dad!
What did I tell you pups about playing indoors?
Andy took my squeak toy and drooled all over it.
Did not! Mandy stole my blanket and buried it someplace.
No way! Candy tied my tail in a big old knot!
Nuh-uh, you feather face!
Your father and I want you to be on your best behaviour while we’re gone.
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Okay, mum!
And when we return, we’ll be off to our brand new home.
LRLucy and Rusty
Bye-bye, kids!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Bye-bye!
I’m gonna go sneak Rusty and Lucy past Katrina. be back in a flasharoo.
So, gang, how goes the puppy-sitting biz?
WBWhopper and Bright Eyes
We quit.
All they do is fight, fight, fight.
Yeah, and after they’re done, they fight some more.
Nose Marie
Cooler, before we get these pups adopted, we have to shake them up.
(referring to three puppies) Yeah. Or tie them up.
Nose Marie
If only they could work together on something. (having an idea) Like a party! We could toss a surprise party for Lucy and Rusty.
Why don’t we just toss the pups instead?
Nose Marie
Candy, Mandy and Andy could help plan a party and learn all about teamwork.
(kissing Nose Marie) Nose Marie, you’re a genius.
Nose Marie
Alright, Candy, Mandy and Andy. I want you all to help me whip up a cake for the big party with your mum and dad get back. And when we’re done, I’ll let ya all lick the spoon.
Nose Marie
(coughing) No, puppies! We’re supposed to work together. (coughing again)
Come back here with that spoon!
Yeah! We got to lick it too!
You’ll never lick this spoon!
CMCandy and Mandy
Let’s get him!
RARed Alert Pup
Red Alert! Pups on the loose! Red Alert! Pups on the loose!
Nose Marie
Oh, no! The puppies went upstairs!
Katrina’s sure to catch them!
Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
You’ll never lick this spoon! Not in a million years!
No, but we’re gonna lick you!
(gasps) What’s this? There’s a crummy dog loose in the yard!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
(gasp)
It’s round-up time. (laughs maniacally)
Nose Marie
(Off-screen) Katrina’s about to do in those poor little poochies!
Oh, no she won’t! Not after I bow-wower with a little of my patented puppy love.
Rope them, Mommy Dearest! Rope them!
(laughs evilly) What?! Doggy drool!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Let’s get out of here!
I’ll rope that icky-poo Cooler, Mommy Dearest!
Not me, you crazy contraption! Ah! Let me go!
Nose Marie
Quick! Take the pups back downstairs!
(sighs) One kiss from Cooler, and any woman goes wild. (laughs)
Brattina, don’t just stand there! Untie me!
Eww! No way! A yucky puppy kissed you. Double icky-poo!
Well, what do you pups have to say for yourselves?
I never did get to lick the spoon.
Nose Marie
This calls for drastic action.
I’ll bet we can straighten these guys out in the Hall of Puppy Power.
Then let’s pop on down there, pronto.
Candy, Mandy and Andy, this is where we can help you and your mum and papa find a home.
All you need to do is concentrate.
And a beautiful puppy power vision of your new master will appear.
I wanna live with a little boy.
Not me! I wanna live with a little girl.
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Girl, boy, boy, boy!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Uh-oh! What happened?
Disaster city! You’ve broken puppy power!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
We did?
Why not? They’ve broken everything else in the place.
Well, since you pups don’t get along, it looks like we’ll have to split you up into 3 different homes.
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
No! You can’t split us up!
Nose Marie
Well, maybe there is one little old possibility.
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
What?
If you knuckle hounds can get together and use a little teamwork, we may be able to fix puppy power and find you a home.
We promise to be good and get along.
And we’ll live with a boy or a girl.
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Or both.
Puppy power is working again!
And that’s going to be our new home.
Quiet, you walking free bark! (letting them out of the truck) And stop frolicking. I hate frolicking. Now get your tails in those cages!
And I never want to see or hear any one of you dogs again.
Wha? Runaway pup! Sick him, Brattina!
Eww! Come back here, you stinky smelly pup!
You’re going to get it for this, dog! Not even Cooler can help you!
Nose Marie
Game time, puppy dumplings! (releasing the puppies)
And here’s the kick-off-a-rooney! (kicking the football in the air)
(cheering) Pushing back! Pushing back! Way back!
Yuck! Help, Mommy Dearest! They’re getting doggy drool all over me! Eww!
(blowing his whistle) Drool, little ferret!
Relax, fella. Katrina fumbled the ball. We win!
Well, this game’s history, team. Let’s hit the showers!
Nose Marie, this is Buddy. And, uh, somewhere around here is his invisible friend Bob.
Nose Marie
Invisible? Now there’s something you don’t see every day or any day.
Well, I’ll leave the three of you to get to know each other. I’ll be seeing ya except for Bob, that is.
Nose Marie
Chocolate chip dog treats and I have just enough batter to make you one.
(Off-screen) Gee! Doesn’t Bob get one too?
Nose Marie
Tell you what, darling. I’ll make him an invisible one, okay?
Nose Marie
Oh, no!
Bob was hungry and ate all the biscuits, so I tried to make some more real quick. (burps) ‘Scuse me.
Nose Marie
Just look at this mess!
Yeah. Uh, and if I were you, I’d make Bob clean it up. Bye!
Nose Marie
Buddy! Buddy! His story is like an invisible dog biscuit. Hard to swallow.
Nose Marie
Aw. It’s alright, Whopper dear. I think everything’s back in order.
Everything but what to do about Buddy’s invisible friend Bob.
Nose Marie
But he just has to learn to take the blame for his own mistakes.
Whoa! Brainstorm city! We’ll teach this new pup some old tricks, by making that invisible problem-o, poof… disappear.
Pound Puppies (1986) · 151 quotes
