Prepare for trouble from up on the ridge!
And make it double, 'cause we've raided the fridge!
To protect the world from devonstation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of a yummy pear!
To extend out reach to a chocolate éclair!
Team Rocket blasts off with all the four food groups!
And believe it or not, that includes much of all soups!
[Ash has just won a match against Nicholai using Treecko, but Team Rocket are spying on him from behind a bush]
Twerp straight ahead, and while he's busy battling with that wacky kid in a costume, we'll grab Pikachu.
[referring to Nicolai] Wait a minute. Isn't he that kid we ran into before who was obsessed with his short pants?
I don't care if he likes the short pants, long pants or underpants! I just wanna get Pikachu!
[Wobbuffet pops up]
So I'm gonna do it now! Go, Seviper! [Sends out Seviper]
Listen here, Seviper, as soon as the twerp is looking the other way, I want you to grab Pikachu.
[Seviper and Zangoose are battling each other]
Seviper, Bite attack now!
Seviper. [Readies its bite attack so it can bite Zangoose]
NNicholai
Zangoose, just keep dodging!
ZZangoose
Zan... [Seviper bites it] ...Goose!
All right, now use your Poison Tail, Seviper!
[Seviper uses Poison Tail]
NNicholai
All that training with Ash is really paying off! Except it's so tired. You've just got to keep dodging its attacks, Zangoose. You can't let Seviper do any more damage!
I've had enough of playing games. All right, Seviper, attack and finish it off!
[Hisses until it hear's Pikachu's scream]
[The cage that Pikachu is inside lands infront of Jessie and Nicholai]
JNJessie & Nicholai
[surprised] Huh?
[The camera cuts to Ash and his friends, James, Meowth and Wobbuffet racing to the cage]
Pikachu's ours, we stole it!
[They get into a fight...]
Forget about it, it's ours now!
Give it back, Team Rocket!
[Until Wobbuffet walks away with Pikachu in the cage]
[to Wobbuffet] Hey! Get back here with that!
[Ash, Brock, May, Max, James and Meowth start chasing after Wobbuffet]
[The chase continues when Nicholai appears in his Zangoose costume]
NNicholai
Wait a second, they can't catch it. [A flashback with May's Skitty occurs] Because of the way it zigzags back and forth just like that Skitty did in the training exercise. [The flashback ends] Zangoose, you gotta move like Wobbuffet. Make zigzags!
[The chase continues until Jessie pops up]
[angrily] EVERYONE, STOP RIGHT NOW!
Aha. [Takes the cage off of Wobbuffet's head] I'll just take this!
[frustrated] Oh, it happened again!
You're all a bunch of cheaters!
You guys are the cheaters!
Take your silly squabbles elsewhere. I have a sacred battle to concentrate on. [to Seviper] Seviper, go!
NNicholai
Zangoose, attack now!
I see you've chosen to waste what little energy it has left. That's fine. Chase it down!
[Zangoose runs around as Seviper chases it]
Prepare for trouble from the masters of lies and deceit.
Make it double and you’ll learn how to cheat.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Team Rocket blasts off like a rockin’, sockin’ soccer ball.
Surrender now or prepare to fall.
SSwablu
Blu, blu, blu, blu!
You were caught red-handed!
Prepare for trouble, we want the feathers!
Make it double, we're all togethers!
To protect the boss from insomniation!
To unite a well-rested nation!
To denounce the evils of lack of sleep!
To extend our reach to the Sandman's Keep!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now to the foils of fatigue or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
'Scuse us! Coming through! Pardon!
What in the world is that? A huge robot?
Prepare for trouble, we're having oodles of fun!
And make it double as you gaze upon our mechanized marvel, the Mean Old Lady Mark One!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
[Ash and his friends are walking along with Spoink who has nothing on its head]
As soon as Spoink sees anything round, it gets all excited and just plops it up on its head.
I can understand Spoink's excitement, but still...
[They meet an Electrode]
Wait, that's not your pearl.
EElectrode
Elec... [Gets carried by Spoink's psychic power and lands on its head] ...trode.
[Ash and his friends try to remove Electrode from Spoink's head]
Don't mess with this one.
EElectrode
Electrode. [Uses Explosion and sends everyone flying]
That's an Explosion attack gone awry!
[Soon, Ash and his friends are bushed]
This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
[They see Spoink's pearl]
Hey, is that it? [Picks up Spoink's pearl] This is it, guys. [The pearl glows and floats back to Spoink's head]
Now do you feel better, Spoink?
SSpoink
Spoink. [Jumps off joyfully] Spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink.
TTorkoal
[crying] Torrrkooaaalll!
Torkoal's obviously happy.
Imagine if it didn't find its pearl.
SSpoink
Spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink.
Careful, you don't lose it again, OK?
AFAsh & Friends
Arrggh! [They fall into a pit]
Not another one of these holes!
Prepare for trouble, that's the name of our game!
Make it double, it's our claim to fame!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Team Rocket blasting off at the super speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
But not the Team Rocket from days of old.
We're a brand new Team Rocket, fresh-faced in bold.
First off, there's this. [Cuts a rope with some scissors and a boulder falls down while Ash and his friends get lifted in a net]
There's plenty more where that came from.
It's not changing color it's showing its true color!!!
It's not only cute, it's talented, too.
It's the perfect gift to make us look good to the boss.
Alright, let's hear it, then.
When he sees that Mawile cutting a rug with that ripping dance, he's gonna love it and he's super happy.
Don't rush me, I'm getting there. So, after a nice hot depth, the Mawile will dodge spinning a cool breeze. And the boss he'll say, "Wow, that's a breeze!" He!
Why not use a fan for that?
There's a fan having extra joy that makes a comfy cushion too!
Yeah, well listen to it what the boss says next, "Because Meowth and friends have away a taken ordinary things had turning them to fun, I'm rewarded 'em like there's no tomorrow!" See?
Dudette, there's nothing left to lose!
I've always wanted a green Mawile with a pan on its head.
I'm sad, I don't want to talk about it!
No problemo. We'll just give this to the boss instead.
Yeah? With similar results?
After a nice nap, there's nothing like a Lombre staring at changed the face, or happily strolling to the pool and having a Lombre leering at you. Hmm. Maybe at night, those two can have themselves to scaring contest? If we unload this your Lombre on to the boss, he'll unload us out of the job! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
We just won't give it to the boss, that's all.
I see a chance for some real wheeling and dealing!
Well, in that case, we should get them all rolling!
Yeah, we'll catch 'em and give 'em to the boss for a real good time!
What would the boss do with Donphan?
Use him for bowling balls for one thing. Talk about big time striking power! He would roll in strike every time. Plus, no more got a ball.
No more bowling alley, either.
OK. He can use Donphan for transportation.
Where would he put his belongings?
In the trunk, of course. And after that Donphan can roll on for a perfect message.
Perfect, the boss doesn't mind being flatten like a human pancake!
All right, maybe he can not.
Who care to be a like some? With a tramport could like hours, we go after whenever Pokémon we got a good chance of catching! And we all it's on Donphan are looking pretty good.