A character in Pokémon
Wobbuffet
Pokémon · 1,435 quotes
In 54 of the 1,435 quotes from Pokémon
Most scenes with: Meowth (48), Jessie (47), James (46)
Though your plans won't buy me a cup of coffee, I have wanted to set up shop there. Do your best.
Don't we always?
That's what I'm afraid of! [Switches off, thus making the TV screen go fuzzy]
Hear that? The boss is counting on us to give Sinnoh the Team Rocket mojo.
We'll blind the big guy with tons of top-shelf science.
Than we can afford a summer cottage of our own.
Time to start anew!
[Mime Jr. pops, so does James]
We're with you.
Whoopdee-dang-doo!
Wobbuffet!
X-Scissor! [Nando's Kricketune summons X-Scissor, landing a critical hit on Jessilina's Seviper]
And Nando wins! So it's off to the finals with a powerful move.
[shocked] No fair!
I guess she was no match for him.
Like we're not gonna be for her!
Wobbuffet!
[Turtwig's Energy Ball successfully destroys Team Rocket's balloon]
[to Meowth] I wanted to net Gligar, not YOU!
I guess it's back ta scrounging for our own sandwiches.
And consistently empty stomachs translate into just one thing...
We're blasting off again!
Wobbuffet!
[Ping!]
[To Turtwig] That was awesome. Now don’t forget how that felt.
[nods] Turtwig.
[Team Rocket are looking at some glowing meteorites]
Those rocks are more valuable than the one in the boss' pinkie-ring!
Wobbu!
Train your eyes on the way they just lay there like the whole lot of them are just longing for us to lock and load them away.
Wobbu!
Yippee-ki-yay! [singing] Here we make off with the meteorites, the meteorites, the meteorites...
Now, that's a nursery rhyme I can live by! Profound words bringing profound wealth.
Of course, carrying them will cause a profound hernia.
Wa...?!
Huh?!
Ah!
[They sigh in defeat]
[A helicopter lands on the grass and several grunts from Team Galactic jump out. Saturn climbs out as the grunts prepare to do their job, unaware that Team Rocket is watching them from behind a bush]
They're here. And that wardrobe.
[Cut to Saturn]
Start meteorite collection.
[A second helicopter lowers its claw to pick up one of the meteorites. Meanwhile, Team Rocket are still watching from behind the bush]
Upscale equipment!
Yowza! Too rich for our bank account!
[yells at James and Meowth] Will you yahoos stop nickel-and-diming?! Those are our meteors they're making off with!
[Meanwhile, Ash, Maylene, Lucario, Dawn and Brock are running to the meteorite field]
Lucario says it has something to do with the meteorites in the park.
Did you call Officer Jenny?
The phones are dead, so I sent Connally out as messenger.
Check out the helicopters! They've been hovering above the park all day long.
[Back in the meteorite field, a helicopter lowers its claw to pick up one of the meteorites, with Team Rocket still watching from behind the bush]
[angrily] I will not witness my meteorites being manhandled by a bunch of bowl-headed fashion freaks!
Wa...?!
Wha?!
But the place is crawling with bowl-heads!
[yells at James and Meowth] Have you two ninnies that Team Rocket's middle name is Pride?!
[Then, they are spotted by a Galactic Grunt]
What are you doing here?
Ah!
Hm. Not you losers again.
[Jessie jumps out from behind the bush]
Your stupid team has much more to lose.
[James joins her]
Look in the mirror at the haircut you choose.
"Cutting edge"?!
What a joke!
What a ruse!
Ugh...
We're bringing chaos...
Toxicroak, go!
Dashing hope, putting fear in its place.
A rose by any other name is just as sweet. [As she says this line, Saturn's Toxicroak appears]
When everything's worse, our work is complete.
Jessie!
James!
Meowth's the name!
Sludge Bomb, Toxicroak.
Putting the fashion police in their place....
TOXICROA-OA-OAK! [Uses Sludge Bomb on Team Rocket who end up on another patch of grass just as Ash, Maylene, Lucario, Dawn and Brock arrive]
It's Team Rocket!
But where are the meteorites?
And who are THEY?
Team Rocket - those guys friends of yours?
[Team Rocket quickly get up as Jessie answers to Ash, Maylene, Lucario, Dawn and Brock]
[agitated madly;sarcastic] SURE! BEST FRIENDS LIKE YOU!
What about that Pokémon? [Gets out his Pokédex and scans Toxicroak]
Toxicroak, the Toxic Mouth Pokémon, and the evolved form of Croagunk. The poison produced in its sacs is carried through tubes in its arms to its knuckle claws.
Fashion freaks or not, they stole our meteorites and they're no friends of ours!
Fashion? Since when?
Piplup?
[Team Rocket, disguised as construction workers, are doing some work]
Wo...!
Move a little earth and earn a little money.
With honest work and an empty tummy.
[Meowth pushes a wheelbarrow full of rocks]
And nobody can say we've got rocks in our head.
Hm, we're plumping our pockets.
Because we're Team Rocket!
Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu!
[A Whismur appears]
Whis! [Opens a manhole cover] Whismur! Whismur!
[Luxio and a male Nidoran jump down the manhole and so does Whismur who puts the manhole cover back in its place]
[off camera] Come back!
Wah?
Pika!
It's nice when primo Pokémon run right into our lap.
Especially when they're owned by twerpish saps.
And when it comes to having the right tool for the right job, I ain't no slob! Boo-yah! [Presses a button on the remote and a nearby excavator crane starts transforming into a mecha] Presenting the Earth-Moving Monster-Mashing Mecha 1!
[Team Rocket are now in their new mecha]
Primed for Pikachu!
Team Rocket?!
[The Earth-Moving Monster-Mashing Mecha 1 uses it left arm to grab Pikachu]
Pi!
Pikachu! [Grabs Pikachu in the nick of time]
Pika!
Ah! [Runs away from the mecha]
Pika!
[Ash and Pikachu fall down the manhole. Meanwhile, Team Rocket laugh evilly]
He-he-he!
It's no holes barred!
Yeah, we eat manhole covers for lunch!
[The mecha's arm hits the ground as it grabs the manhole cover]
Wah! Hey, turn it loose! Don't bend it!
We didn't bring a can opener!
Now, Piplup, use Whirlpool!
Piplup! [Uses Whirlpool and launches it at the Earth-Moving Monster-Mashing Mecha 1]
Wah!
Brain drain!
[The Earth-Moving Monster-Mashing Mecha 1 starts sinking in the waters of Canalave Harbour and explodes]
Not another machine!
Those twerps are so mean!
Wobbuffet!
His worn out sayings are more boring than he.
That's how you sell newspapers.
If his badges command respect, my ribbons would produce borderline hero worship.
Wobbuffet. [I'll support you on that.]
[The heroes are watching with concern how Ash’s Pokémon are being treated by Nurse Joy and her Pokémon]
[concerned] Piplup?
Piplup, don't worry, soon everyone will be just fine.
Right, all we have to do is leave it up to Nurse Joy.
[Unable to stand seeing his Pokémon severely injured and his dream crushed, Ash walks away, much to Dawn’s concern]
Ash, wait. [is stopped by Brock]
[opening credits and title]
[o.s.] Bombs away! [Yanmega pours some dirt over the field] After yesterday's trouncing, I sincerely doubt the twerps will be traveling for a while.
Saying they took damage is an understatement at best.
True, but seeing a joust like that makes it worthwhile!
And how? Those warriors were on fire! 'Twas a knock-down, drag-out battle slog fest!
Yeah, and wasn't Chimmy rocking hard?
Yes, not to mention the emotional evolving into Monferno.
But the numbers don't lie, and losing 6 to 2 is a landslide if I ever saw one.
Yeah, bummer!
I'll bet the twerp must be feeling lower than a pit trap.
I'll double that bet.
Attacking twerps when they're at their lowest is Team Rocket rule one.
Can't you turn it down?!
James': I’m witless enough!
The predator always preys on the weakest of the twerpish herd. The time to pluck Pikachu is now, while the iron is red hot. So we're faced with an opportunity we can't refuse.
It's times such as these that make me grateful for my day job.
If Jessie's yapping was worth money, we'd be rich.
Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu!
[At the Altar of the Sunne, the four island guardians are hovering above their respective pillars and singing in harmony. Then, the four rectangles surrounding each pillar start glowing]
Pi?
Huh? [They turn to the Altar of the Sunne]
What's that?
[Two traces of light on either side make their way upwards to the top of the monument, opening the Altar of the Sunne. Then, the portal beams a light directly onto Nebby]
Huh? Oh, right! The Altar of the Sunne.
Does that mean it's Solgaleo? [The beam goes up into the sky, making everyone cover their eyes due to the brightness, except Gladion] It must be.
What's happening to Nebby?
[Everyone watches as Nebby evolves into Solgaleo and roars]
It's Solgaleo!
Pika!
Nebby turned into Solgaleo?
Unbelievable?
[Steenee, Popplio, Togedemaru and Snowy scream and run away Solgaleo stomps on the ground and roars. Then, Rotom Dex starts taking pictures excitedly]
This is a massive discovery! I can't believe it! Nebby evolved two times, and now it's none other than the legendary Alolan Pokémon Solgaleo! Information updated, information updated!
[Meanwhile, Team Rocket and Bewear have seen the action from some distance]
Now that's some fancy schmancy evolution.
[Bewear nods]
Wait, I've seen that. [Looks inside his book] That Pokémon is a legend in the Alola region. It's Solgaleo.
Yeah? Where's all that talk of it being an Alolan Koffing?
Right. Koffing this and Koffing that.
Well, the thing is...
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Jessie and Meowth's faces]
We just had to catch Proto-Koffing in order to save a face.
The thing is...
You blew it! Proto-Koffing and Nano-Koffing are phoney baloney Koffing.
[Wobbuffet appears on the left side of the screen]
Wobbuffet! [Jumps off]
Right, and so are you!
[Wobbuffet then appears on the right side of the screen]
Wobbuffet! [Jumps off]
Say, this weather today...
[squeals]
I found myself on the mercy of the court.
[Jessie and Meowth are shocked by this, so is Wobbuffet]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
[In the bamboo forest, Team Rocket are harvesting bamboo shoots when Meowth sees a big one]
Bing, ba-da-boom. That baby's big.
Wobba.
What a fine specimen.
[Then, Jessie notices the Ultra Guardians flying past]
Hold on.
[The Ultra Guardians land on the ground outside the bamboo forest]
Hey, look, it's the twerps.
And they're playing dress up today.
[Lana, Lillie and Mallow gather round with their Pokémon]
[Watching the Ultra Guardians] What's with those brats?! Complete with their ridiculous Ride Pokémon. I could just scream.
What is that thing?
[The camera cuts to Ash and his classmates who are now surveying Celesteela]
[off camera] It looks like a big bamboo.
[off camera] Or a swollen wall hanging.
Let's get to it.
Mhm, let her rip.
All right. Go, Beast ball! [Throws an Ultra Ball which tries to capture Celesteela, but it doesn't work]
It didn't work.
[Pikachu, Poipole and Togedemaru inspect the open the Ultra Ball]
All right, again! [Throws an Ultra Ball which tries to capture Celesteela, but that doesn't work either] Not good.
But why?
Hmm. Maybe we can't catch it because it grew roots.
[While the Pokémon play together, Sophocles goes to examine Celesteela]
Let me check this out. [Scans Celesteela with his tablet and sees the results] Argh! Like Professor Burnett said, there's an incredible amount of gas inside.
We've got to do something before its rocket launches!
[The camera cuts to Team Rocket who are still watching from inside the bamboo forest]
You heard that, too, right?
Clear as a bell.
That means we're looking at a rocket Pokémon.
Which no self-respecting Team Rocket member should be without.
That would be us, without a doubt.
There's nothing like a rocket Pokémon to make us scream and shout!
Wobba, wobba!
[The title card comes up. Note: In this episode, the usual title card jingle is replaced with dub music]
[voiceover] Thank you Alola! The Journey Continues!
[The scene cuts to Team Rocket in Bewear's den]
Ahhhhh! [Bewear stuffs honey in their mouths, with Wobbuffet going first, then James, Jessie, and finally Meowth] YUMMY!
[Mareanie pops up with some honey on her tentacle]
Marea? [Feeds Stufful and Mimikyu with some honey from her tentacle] Marea! [The R capsule rings] Mar?
It's headquarters!
Answer it later.
Huh?
Puh-lease! Who wants to see that bob-cut glasses goon gal while we eat?
Or that annoying Alolan Meowth big mouth?
Yes, but still...
[Mimikyu answers the R capsule and it opens]
Wait! Mimikyu!
[Giovanni appears on a hologram screen on the R capsule]
Well, good morning, team.
Yipes! It's the Boss! [They stand up to Giovanni]
We bid you an extra-good morning!
I'll get to the point. I'm ordering you all back to headquarters.
Hooray! We're all going back to headquarters! [Everyone is horrified] Headquarters?!
You mean...
Where YOU are?!
Wobbu-wobbu?! (As in, back in Kanto?!)
Giovanni is looking forward to seeing all the fruits from your labour from your time in Alola.
Meowth, Meowth, Meowth, Meowth, Meowth. (Don't be late and let us down)
[angrily] If I had fruits, I'd throw 'em at YOU! [The camera cuts to inside Team Rocket's headquarters] You no-talent LUMP!
Stop that. It's unsightly.
Just put a cork in it! [Takes Meowth away from the R capsule]
Giovanni: I expect results.
Yes, sir!
[The hologram disappears]
Now what? We need Alolan product.
True, and fast.
[Mimikyu gives Stufful a fruit and Stufful eats it. It then becomes satisfied]
[Racing up to Stufful] Marean. Mareanie.
Stufful.
Mareanie.
Stufful! [Hugs Mimikyu]
Rean! [Bewear strokes her on the head] Mar?
Bewe.
Reanie!
[Team Rocket are looking sad]
[Grookey is running through an underground tunnel by itself, when it finally sees the exit]
Grookey. Grookey key key! Grookey key key! Key key! Key key! Grookey roo! [Ends up in a net that is being held by Wobbuffet] Grookey.
Wobbuffet! [Sees Grookey in the net] Wobbu? [Shakes the net]
Grookey key key key key key key key key! [Falls out of the net] Grookey!
[Turns to the entrance to the tunnels] Wobbu.
[Meanwhile, Grookey has landed on the ground and is now staring at Wobbuffet's net]
Grookey? [Turns happy] Key, Key, Key! [The camera cuts to Wobbuffet] Grookey!
[Grookey takes the net]
Wha? Wobbu? [Sees Grookey running around with the net]] Wobbuffeeeeeeeeetttttt! Wha?!
[Grookey runs past the two sets of stairs with the net]
Grookey key key key key!
[Wobbuffet starts chasing it]
Wobbu wobbu wobbu wobbu!
[A familiar face and voice steps out of the bakery. It's Butch who also quit Team Rocket!]
[excited] We have customers? [shocked to see Jessie, Wobbuffet and Meowth] IT CAN'T BE YOU!
So, who are you?
Normally, I wouldn't answer that but I'm glad to show you...[the gang freak out]
Botch, it's you!
The name's Butch, okay?! The name is BUTCH!
[Later, Jessie, Wobbuffet and Meowth are enjoying bread Butch gave them]
Yum! What is this?
It rocks my world!
Wobbuffet! [So delicious!]
Ehh...to tell the truth...
Don't say another word. All those lousy, loser reports and the grind had simply worn you down, right?
[a bit annoyed] Look, it's my story to tell so let me talk.
Cassidy gave us the lowdown.
Huh? You already met with her?
Butch, we like to pay for that yummy food you gave us by working for it.
THE NAME IS BOTCH! [realizes that Jessie pronounced his name correctly] Hmmm...she's right.
A Gourgeist, eh?
Jessie caught one in Kalos back in the day.
[yawn and uninterested] So her second is Gourgeist? [Wait a second...] A Gourgeist?! That woman calls herself a movie star gets it! Listen up, Gourgeist is being fought!
Wobba, Wobba! [That's what we told you!]
Yeah, that makes sense...
Frilly girl is not bad. She's not that bad at all.
The only reason she got here is because we trained her up.
A bouquet of thinking roses would be kind of nice.
Wobbuffet! [I couldn't agree more!]
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