Team Rocket quotes from Pokémon

Corphish!

Maw! Maw! Maw!

It's always fight our flight!

Prepare for trouble, the lights on us! Finding a light switch was a big plus! To protect the world from devonstation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket puts on quite a show at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, and then fight! Meowth, that's right!

Team Rocket!

I've always wanted a green Mawile with a pan on its head.

I'm sad, I don't want to talk about it!

No problemo. We'll just give this to the boss instead.

Yeah? With similar results?

After a nice nap, there's nothing like a Lombre staring at changed the face, or happily strolling to the pool and having a Lombre leering at you. Hmm. Maybe at night, those two can have themselves to scaring contest? If we unload this your Lombre on to the boss, he'll unload us out of the job! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

We just won't give it to the boss, that's all.

Wobbuffet!

I didn't want a Pokémon with a bad sense apure anyway! Then perhaps you should've given it perk when they ask for it!

Yeah, cause now the really bad joke is on us!

Wobbuffet!

We're blasting off again!

Team Rocket!

Give Pikachu back!

Ah, you're so predictable.

Say something new!

Hear at least we switch up the motto sometime.

Fine! Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

Pikachu

Pikachu! Pika!

[cackling] Our Diglett supreme's a giant ground type, and besides the Thunderbolt didn't unique.

I'll show them. Let's go, Ludicolo!

Ludicolo!

Could you save the dancing for later, please?

Ludicolo, use water gun!

Ludicolo!

[cackling again] Since our big Diglett supreme is a ground type, it's weak against water attack!

Meowth, wrong answer! Aah!

Pikachu!

Wait. Stay here.

What do we have here?

It's just a Trapinch.

You mean, the boss is Trapinch after weekend through with it.

Why would he want that?

Imagine the boss taking a break from his hard work one day, and he catch the munchies. So he gets the feeling that he wants a walnut. But with that hard shell when those two up fingers, there ain't no ways gonna crack it open! And that's where Trapinch comes into save the day! So with that nut safely in the boss's mouth, this is what he'll say, "Meowth and friends were nice to give me a practical and thoughtful gift." Sweet!

Whoo! He ye! He ye! We'll be Team Rocket royalty!

Wobbuh!

Thunderbolt, talk about predictable!

I can think of one thing that's even more.

Our blasting off?

How predictable!

Wobbuffet!

Corphish, use Crabhammer, now!

Corphish!

Aah!

Snorunt.

To the bomb! Wobbuffet!

Aah!

We're back!

And there's no business!

Like snow business.

No, not you three again!

Pikachu

Pika, Pi!

Snorunt!

Give us back those Pokémon!

Didn't you learn your lesson?

Prepare for trouble we learned more than you think! And make it double, because I'm wearing mink! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket shooshes downhill at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare for a snowy winter fight! Meowth, that's right! Wobbuh! Chime!

Team Rocket!

Things could be worse!

In what way!

At least peeing lost off cool.

We're off and blasting off again!

Aah!

Where'd that net come from?

Prepare for trouble, it's a Donphan snare! Make it double, we're taking the pair! To protect the world from devonstation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! And James! Team Rocket roll on at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! That's right! Wobbuh! Chime!

Why did those Donphan always have to do their roll out of taxitive brew!

Cause that's what happened when you try stealing them during breeding season!

I guess we'll learning how to roll with the punches, huh?

We're blasting off again! Wobbuffet!

Was that the twerp going by in a cloud of dust?

Yes, with the strange floating Pokémon.

That's a Beldum. It floats around using magnetic waves. Of course! That Beldum would make a gift fig for a boss! Imagine after a nasty day at work, totally waked out and that's when Beldum floats over and uses magnetic waves to loosen up all those tense muscles. Then it some poké acupressure kind of see of Beldum's claws. No one if there's no pain, no gain, guess what he'll say, "Meowth and friends are so very awesome They are ease gift hardful gifts to me!"

Yee! Team Rocket's on a roll, happy rich it in control! Wobbuffet!

Are you Norman for real?

Yes, prepare for trouble, little boy! And make it double, I'm the real McCoy! To protect all Gyms from devonstation! And from Gym Leader impersonation! To give in to evil if you just can't beat her! To extend our reach to the Gym Leader! Whose name is... It's Norman!

Hmm, I'm sure you're right about that.

Pikachu

Pika! Pika, Pi!

Two points!

Ha!

Pikachu and the ship our ours!

I knew it!

But we work together on that!

Prepare for trouble we like to work alone! Make it double cause we're bad to the bone! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! And James! Team Rocket sails the 7 seas at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare for a waterlogged fight, fight, fight! Meowth, that's right! Wobbu! Chime! Chime!