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Team Rocket quotes from Pokémon

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9th most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 78 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessie (46), Meowth (46), James (45)

Scenes with Team Rocket 67

Yeah, who are you, guys?

Glad you ask! Prepare for trouble on scenic tour!

And make it double that's for sure!

Stop! Do we gotta do the routine every time? I'm an old woman, I'm too tired!

Wait a minute!

Now, on with the show! To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

MMen

Team Aqua. A pleasure to see you again feel commander Tabitha. Hi. Heh, well, of course, commander, Shelly. Always showing up fashionably late to the party. Actually it looks to me like I'm just in time. Since this nice man here is about to give me that meteorite. The attitude must be effecting your brain. Well, if it's a fight, you want is a fight you'll get, Tabitha. Mightyena, Golbat, go! Go Crawdaunt, Walrein!

WWalrein

Wal, Walrein!

CCrawdaunt

Crawdaunt!

MMen

Heh. Commander, the meteorite! A Squad, quickly! After him! Right! We'll have to split up. You four go after the meteorite while we stay here and fight! Okay! Shall we get this started? Yep, but you're gonna regret it.

TRTeam Rocket

To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight! Meowth, that's right!

So, any ideas, Ash?

Well, first we gotta get down from here.

S7 E14 Fight for the Meteorite
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Pika-pi!

Bulba!

TRTeam Rocket

'Scuse us! Coming through! Pardon!

What in the world is that? A huge robot?

Prepare for trouble, we're having oodles of fun!

And make it double as you gaze upon our mechanized marvel, the Mean Old Lady Mark One!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie!

Jamsey!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!

Meowth, that's right!

Wobbuffet!

S7 E33 Grass Hysteria!
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SSavannah

Hey, those aren't yours!

TRTeam Rocket

Prepare for trouble, they are today! If you can't win them, steal them, that's what we always say. To protect my entry status from devonstation! To allow a certain contestant to complete her registration. To denounce the evils of losing that's true! To extend her winning streak from zero to two. Jessie! And James. Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now, do me a favor, or I'll have to fight. This Contest will have a cute winner by tonight! Meowth, that's right. Wobbuffet!

Ah, the broad expanse of the universe. So infinite in its reach, so impressive in its magnitude. An imposing force... This, of course, has nothing to do with Team Rocket, as their attempt to capture Pikachu is thwarted yet again. Join us as we’re serenaded by an all too familiar refrain.

TRTeam Rocket

AAAAAAH! WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

S7 E41 Take This House and Shuppet
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TRTeam Rocket

Prepare for trouble, we're hungry to fight! Make it double we're- Hey, forget that there's food here! Dinner is served!

Guess they're not too concerned about table manners.

TRTeam Rocket

Ah, that hit the spot! Full timmies happy hearts! We are the world! Yes, peace in love! Now, back to evil! How far did I get? Right around make it double! Right, make it double! To protect the world from devonstation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! And James! Team Rocket ate your lunch at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight! That's right! Wobbuffet!

S7 E42 A Shroomish Skirmish
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You're not the repairman!

TRTeam Rocket

Prepare for trouble, aren't you smart! When it comes to twerps you're off the chart! To protect the world from devonstation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! It's Jessie! It's James as well! Team Rocket perfectly pirouettes at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to spin and fight! Meowth, that's right! Wobbuffet!

S7 E43 Hokey Pokéballs
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Ooh, don't you think we could use a cool rocket like that one?

What does that thing have that our balloon doesn't have?

Powerful engines plus he wouldn't pop.

I know.

You want to give it to the boss, right?

I'm thinking their boss would really love to have that rocket.

TRTeam Rocket

I'm feeling alright?

Think about it. It's the perfect thing for a guy like him. A rocket for the boss at Team Rocket. I only wonder why we never thought before.

How in the world does once steal a rocket?

I got a plan. Just imagine the boss wakes up one morning feeling in his young energetic is a little kid. Why you ask? Cause today's gonna rocking in this safe from his own backyard. As he leaves the off behind and settles into orbit, the he'll feel so come and a peace with the universe that he'll begin to devise a plan. A glorious new plan to crush all enemies and to rule the entire galaxy, and he'll say, "Forgiving me this rocket ship, I'll make sure Meowth and friends are rewarded handsome way." He, he!

You're telling me those two little twin friends at the twerps are the gym leaders here?

That's right. Guess they led anybody be a gym leader these days.

With them be in twins, they'll be twice as here when we steal their Lunatone & Solrock and them both to the boss! Just imagine the boss exhausted and depressed from the Daily Grind and putting up what he's losing employees. When suddenly, he's bathed a bright light. He looks up to see Lunatone and Solrock floating peacefully in the air above him. Desire his new powerful friends will cheer the boss up so much, he'll be like a new man! Fully energy again! The boss since so rocking Lunatone will paint the town red. Don't dance 'til dawn. They'll do the fandango! And that's when the boss he'll say, "I say, I simply must reward Meowth and his friends for this fabulous evening!"

TRTeam Rocket

Sounds good to us! We'll be rich! We'll be famous! What a blast!

DDrake

Finish with Flamethrower!

[Salamence unleashes Flamethrower at Team Rocket, the engine explodes, sends the crisped up Team Rocket including Wobbuffet and Chimeco flying]

Burned again!

That guy can cook!

And now we’re toast!

TRTeam Rocket

We’re blasting off again!

S8 E9 Vanity Affair
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Imagine how much ancient Pokémon like those would be worse! We could make millions.

Cradily alone would bring in enough dough we'd never have to work another day with our lives.

Hold it, here's a better idea. Let's give the boss all of those Pokémon.

James Why would we want to do that?

Just imagine the boss exhausted from hard work, coming to this island for a peaceful getaway. And when he sees Cradily and Lileep, the boss he'll go primal. "Just as I that these ancient Pokémon has awaken my wild primitive instants deep inside." [Imitating Tarzan yell] He'll be come one week nature and say, "For us story me to my wild and free self, I'll see to Meowth and friends enjoy while success too!" [water splashes]

TRTeam Rocket

Yay! Here's to wild time! Wild and freezing! That's us! Wobbuffet!

S8 E10 Where's Armaldo?
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Not again.

Pika.

AArmaldo

Armaldo! Ar! Do! Ar!

AAll

Armaldo!

PProfessor Proctor

What is this?

TRTeam Rocket

Prepare for trouble, with evil unmatched! And make it double, your Armaldo's been snatched! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare for a prehistoric fight! That's right! Wobbuffet! Chime!

S8 E10 Where's Armaldo?
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SSigourney

So, what is your motivation?

TRTeam Rocket

We feel everyone should aspire to prepare for trouble! And their goal should be to make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To dream... ahem yes, to dream of extending our destructive reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare for a dramatic fight! That's right! Wobbuffet! Chime!

Check out the Mawile.

It's not only cute, it's talented, too.

It's the perfect gift to make us look good to the boss.

Alright, let's hear it, then.

When he sees that Mawile cutting a rug with that ripping dance, he's gonna love it and he's super happy.

What? Is that it?

Don't rush me, I'm getting there. So, after a nice hot depth, the Mawile will dodge spinning a cool breeze. And the boss he'll say, "Wow, that's a breeze!" He!

Why not use a fan for that?

There's a fan having extra joy that makes a comfy cushion too!

Then buy a coushion!

Yeah, well listen to it what the boss says next, "Because Meowth and friends have away a taken ordinary things had turning them to fun, I'm rewarded 'em like there's no tomorrow!" See?

I'm still not sold.

Dudette, there's nothing left to lose!

TRTeam Rocket

Right!

Wobbuffet!

Something doesn't seem right about that.

AAll

Aah!

What happened?

TRTeam Rocket

Prepare for trouble, what happened is us! Make it double, no muss, no fuss! Let's cut to the chase!

Mawile!

TRTeam Rocket

After a while, Mawile!

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