Meowth quotes from Pokémon

I wish I wasn't making a dope out of myself!

Then stop that dreadful dancing!

Believe me, Jimmy, I wanna stop, but my body's got a mind of its own!

Prepare for the worst trouble you've ever seen!

With the staff and the mask Jessie's the queen!

I'll rule the world with power and might!

She'll capture Pokémon without a fight!

A queen, whose subjects must all kneel down before me!

Yeah... But... I'll just kneel on one knee.

Jessie, Her Royal Highness!

James, her lowly... Hey, wait a second!

Queen Jessie ruling all with power and might!

[desperately] You'd better surrender or she'll go on like this all night!

[desperately] Yeah. Why fight?

Don't forget to put my name in James.

Yes and Meowth's too.

You don't have to put down the name of the Pokémon you're using.

Whadda ya mean Usin'?! [the guy gasps in surprise] Nobody's usin' me Pal! I'm the balloon pilot here; these two are just along fer the ride!

[in the trailer] I'll take you to the Ultra Maximum.

He doesn't act like a movie star in person...

He doesn't act like a person in the movies!

Hey! Where's Togepi?

Yeah, Smoochum's gone, too.

And Pikachu's not here, either!

Skiploom.

Smoochum! Smoochum! Smoochum! Smoochum! Smoochum!

Pikachu

Pi, Pika. Pi.

Smoochum!

Skiploom.

Excellent.

Our Robo Skiploom is working like a charm.

Yeah, but I wonder who that Smoochum belongs to.

In about five seconds, it's going to belong to us!

Skiploom.

Smoochum!

Pikachu

Pika! Pi! Pika! Pi. Pi.

Having a little problem getting through, Pikachu? I suppose we should've made a bigger hole, cause you're a whole lot bigger, aren't you, Pikachu?

Well, now that we know what that Rhydon likes to eat...

...We'll just find where it feeds and lie in wait.

Heh! Lyin' an' waitin' happens ta be my specialty!

They're making a run for it!

What are you saying?!

Oh, that they're making a run for it.

This place is famous for those big old geezers.

Yes, and they say the geysers are fairly renowned as well.

Dig for treasure!

Dig with pleasure!

Prepare for trouble with our bag of tricks!

Yeah!

And make it double with a couple of picks!

Yeah!

To protect the world from devastation!

Yeah!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

Team Rocket!

I, for one, couldn't be happier! We're finally stealing something other than that pesky little Pikachu for a change. Besides, I get to try out my new pickax!

So, Meowth, how much further before we get to that Dragon Fang?

Ah! Allow me to peruse the map. We started digging here, then we turned this way so the fang should be right there!

Great!

I can almost smell it!

That was me.

Huh?

Something doesn't feel right.

Meowth, are you certain that you got the location correct?

Of course. My calculations are flawless. Uh-oh!

So what do you mean by uh-oh?

It seems as though we're digging directly under the lake.

What?!

So the twerps have a little lunch by the lake, huh?

Yeah, and while they’re munchin’ lunch, we’ll pinch Pikachu, right, Jess?

Hey, who said it was lunch time?

Yeah, where’s ours?

[with a mouth full] It’s all gone.

Well, did you guys hear that?

I heard king, and king means jewels!

And jewels mean dough! LOTS OF DOUGH!

We may have missed our chance to grab the King’s Rock, but catching that Slowking would sure put a jewel in our crown.

Yes, a Pokémon fit for a king.

Or fit for a boss is how I see it.

Sweet!

Lovely! But I'm sure this Weepinbell could eek out a little more. Excuse me, James! We could use some of your help here!

Well, they could be have gotten too far away.

We gotta get those spire plugs back and present them to the boss!

I wonder. Will the boss like them?

Of course! That Elekid's gonna be a regular harden to boss' morning routine. Like runnin' his electric raise up for instance. And he's gonna say, "It's the best shave I ever had!" Then he'll use his hand dryer into the perfect load dry.

It could just plug the in.

But this way is cheaper.

And Larvitar?

The boss is always saying that he can't find any good help these days. But with Larvitar being the help those days he'll be done. And when he sees the look of sincere save it to in Larvitar on his eyes, he'll say, "Larvitar, your are in a way this in a see of loses."

You think so?

Now, stop dreaming about it and actually do it!