Was that the twerp going by in a cloud of dust?
Yes, with the strange floating Pokémon.
MMeowth
That's a Beldum. It floats around using magnetic waves. Of course! That Beldum would make a gift fig for a boss! Imagine after a nasty day at work, totally waked out and that's when Beldum floats over and uses magnetic waves to loosen up all those tense muscles. Then it some poké acupressure kind of see of Beldum's claws. No one if there's no pain, no gain, guess what he'll say, "Meowth and friends are so very awesome They are ease gift hardful gifts to me!"
Yee! Team Rocket's on a roll, happy rich it in control! Wobbuffet!
Hmm, I'm sure you're right about that.
Pikachu and the ship our ours!
RRobin
But we work together on that!
Prepare for trouble we like to work alone! Make it double cause we're bad to the bone! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! And James! Team Rocket sails the 7 seas at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare for a waterlogged fight, fight, fight! Meowth, that's right! Wobbu! Chime! Chime!
OJOfficier Jenny
Officer, this is Officer Jenny. The torch is arriving soon, so I want everyone at your post right away.
MMeowth
That must be the score he was talking about!
Very nice, Jess. The Pokémon lead torch!
Well, what can I say when I'm hot, I'm hot.
You know the torch flame comes from a Moltres. Legendary Pokéfats would go nuts!
Someone will pay a fortune for that thing.
MMeowth
But someone ain't get me. We gonna steal it and give it to the boss. Imagine the boss riding into the office one lovely morning. He'll park his bike, look up, and wham! He'll see the torch lit by Moltres's flame shimmering above headquarters. "Ah, yes burning and bright, the fire from the legendary Pokémon Moltres lighting up my life!" Then, after drinking the cup of fresh torch brew coffee, and cooking up a delicious meal on his torch fire stove, he'll be soaking in his torch cheated personal jacuzzi. And guess what he's gonna say, "Meowth and his friends have given me a freak and I could ask for, so now I shall do the same for them!"
Everything! Life is cool! Life is cool! Boot your money means we rule! Wobbuffet!
So, what made us think it would work?!
MMeowth
I guess we weren't using our noodles!
JJJessie, James, & Meowth
Team Rocket's blasting off again!
[They disappear with a twinkle.]
[Note: According to Maddie Blaustein, if one listens closely, Meowth says "Team Rocket's 'Blaustein' off again!", in tribute to her final performance as Meowth.]
[Team Rocket are looking inside the entrance to a mine shaft]
Zip zero, not a ghost in sight.
MMeowth
It would help if there were such things as ghosts in the first place.
[Then, two eerie pink eyes appear from inside the tunnel]
[The pink eyes are revealed to be coming from a Haunter which appears]
What a pretty purple colour.
MMeowth
Wonder what it is.
GHGhostly Haunter
Ghostly, ghostly!
MMeowth
Me three, it's a ghost.
[The ghost sticks its tongue out and roars, making Team Rocket scream]
[Inside one of the ghost town's buildings, Ash and his friends have just overheard the scream]
[Max and May shudder]
You think it's the ghost?
[reacting] Uh? Uh, right! [He looks out of a window, but nothing is happening] I guess I'm just hearing things. [Then, it starts to rain] Huh? Hey, it's startin' to rain, guys. Now what?
Well, we can't leave here right now. I guess we'll just have to spend the night.
You wanna spend the night in this place?
[determined] Sure, we'll all be fine. We're here together.
Prepare for trouble, see, the egg thinks you're funny.
But, I think your yolks are runny.
An evil as old as the galaxy.
Sent here to fulfil our destiny.
Mime-Mime-Mime! (With Mime Jr. and that's me!)
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Mime-Mime-Mime-Mime! (Mime Jr.'s my name!)
Whenever there's peace in the universe…
JJJessie, James and Meowth
...to make everything worse!
We are here for Elekid and Pikachu!
Hey, time out! [Meowth and Jessie stare at him in confusion. James carries the egg and exits the Golem mech and meets up with May holding Mime Jr.]
BBoth
Here! [Seconds later, James got his Mime Jr. back and May gets her egg back]
BBoth
See you later! [both run back to their respective sides]
There, all's right with the world!
Mime, mime! [That's why it's worth the wait as well!]
Yay! My precious egg's back where it belongs!
That's a relief! Great, May!
PPhanpy
Phanpy! [Agreed!]
[Final lines of the Advanced Generation series. The ferry to the Sinnoh region is travelling across the sea and aboard it are Ash and Pikachu]
The Sinnoh region. Are you ready, buddy?
[Then, a gust of wind blows Ash's hat off of his head]
[The hat is grabbed...]
[...by Aipom]
Hey, Aipom. You followed us all of this way?
Huh, Well, what do you know? So welcome aboard.
[As Aipom runs to join Ash and Pikachu, little does she know that Team Rocket are clinging on to the side of the ferry]
That twerp's gonna be toast.
As well as one Pikachu short.
MMeowth
This time, we're really makin'...
[A wave soaks Team Rocket. Meanwhile, Ash holds onto a railing after putting his hat back on]
Awesome! All right, Sinnoh Island, look out! You'd better get ready for us!
And so, true to form, our hero fearlessly sets out on a new Pokémon adventure, but as Gary promised, what kinds of Pokémon await him in the Sinnoh region, and for that matter, what kinds of battles? This new chapter of Ash's journey to become a Pokémon Master is just beginning, so stay tuned.
[As the ship sails into the distance, the text reading NEXT TIME... A NEW BEGINNING! appears]
Though your plans won't buy me a cup of coffee, I have wanted to set up shop there. Do your best.
That's what I'm afraid of! [Switches off, thus making the TV screen go fuzzy]
Hear that? The boss is counting on us to give Sinnoh the Team Rocket mojo.
MMeowth
We'll blind the big guy with tons of top-shelf science.
Than we can afford a summer cottage of our own.
[Mime Jr. pops, so does James]
MMeowth
Whoopdee-dang-doo!
When it comes to slipper fingers, she rules!
Unlike the looks department, where I rule.
MMeowth
Well, that dame and those traitors had the nerve to nab Pikachu, and I'm not going to take it! Let's knock her down a notch!
And once we're through working our magic, she'll beg to work for us!
[Team Rocket are enjoying their dinner]
Yay! Time for a sweet dinner treat that's fun to eat.
[A scream from nearby is heard]
It'd be more fun with a little heat.
Just try it, it's neat. Bon appetit.
MJMeowth & James
Bon appetit!
[They see Spiritomb coming towards them]
SSpiritomb
Spiritoooomb! [Uses Hyper Beam on Team Rocket]
SSpiritomb
Spiritoooomb! [Uses Shadow Ball on Team Rocket who fall to the ground and then get up again]
[angrily] If we wanted them burnt, we would have burnt them! [Gets hit by the Keystone] Ow!
[Spiritomb flies off]
[groans] Who was that iron chef?
[checks the card in his left hand] Well, the cards claim it's called Spiritomb, and what conked you on the cranium was a Keystone. Though why it toasted our titbits is beyond me.
[Meowth eats his bit of food]
[Jessie and James laugh nervously, but then Jessie becomes furious]
[angrily] YOU'VE toasted your last roast, and now it's YOUR turn to get on the spit! Nobody messes around with MY meal!
[Team Rocket are in their Meowth balloon]
Scary, but not too smart.
Spiritomb's as feisty as an Aura Guardian.
MMeowth
Every time we're close to plucking Pikachu, our eyes get too big.
Huh? [Sees Pikachu resting on the meadow below] Well, widen your eyes now.
[off camera] Pikachu! Taking a snooze in the meadow, are we?
MMeowth
With nary a twerp in sight to cause trouble!
Excuse me, 'twas because of my brilliant strategy, not luck.
JMJames & Meowth
Please...
[The Meowth balloon lands on the meadow and Team Rocket get out to try and grab Pikachu, but they fall into a pitfall trap]
What's with the pit trap?
[Ash, Dawn, and Brock begin their own version of Team Rocket's motto.]
Listen, is that bad guy talk I hear?
It speaks to me loud and clear.
[yells at Ash, Dawn, Brock and the Old Woman] IT'S THAT KIND OF IMITATION THEY INVENTED LAWSUITS FOR!
Chill out. We couldn't care less about you.
We're looking for Spiritomb!
[Spiritomb appears behind Team Rocket]
Huh? [They turn back to see Spiritomb]
I won't be treated like a piece of garbage.
MMeowth
You're a little late.
I think it's time for those twerps to reap what they sow.
[Team Rocket get out of the pit and turn to Spiritomb]
MMeowth
Your Highness, if it's total unmerciful revenge you want, have I got the perfect sap for you.
[about Ash] That twerp with the perched Pikachu is a descendant of the Aura Guardian who sealed you in that crazy Keystone.
[Spiritomb groans and uses Hyper Beam on Dawn, Brock, Ash and the woman who dodge it]
All right, Spiritomb, sure, I'll battle you.
OWOld Woman
You must lure it to the broken Stone Tower!
[to Spiritomb] Okay, come get me. [Runs off]
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