Jessie quotes from Pokémon

[appears] Wob-buffet!

[to Wobbuffet] Must you always butt into our business?!

[nodding] Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu.

[recalling Wobbuffet] I was afraid you'd say that.

[referring to Totodile and Quagsire] I think Totodile just found a new girlfriend.

Pikachu

Pika?

[groans] Oh great, just what we need... A Pokémon that acts just like Brock...

I knew we shouldn't had eaten all that food.

Well, that's what we get for being nice to a Pokemon on an empty stomach.

Pikachu

Pika, Pikachu!

Hey, pipe down, Pikachu.

So, what if our circus plan didn't work? Even if Azumarill won't perform, The Boss will still pay us for three rare Pokemon.

[laughs] Yeah!

Let's go!

[referring to their position] We're just a few feet from the bottom!

If we'd had known that we coulda' taken your Pokémon last night!

[annoyed] You were gonna to take my Pokémon, were ya?!

[nervous] I meant we was gonna take yer Pokémon fer a nice walk in the moonlight...

Hey, wait a second. All of the Ursaring are gone and Team Rocket's back together. So that must mean... WE CAN BATTLE YOU FOR PIKACHU!!!!

Our mirror ploy also has the contributing secondary effect of damaging a Psychic Pokémon's confidence against Ghost Pokémon, consequently eroding its trainer's faith and trust in the Pokémon's natural abilities and talents.

I had no idea you had such an analytical mind.

How'd ya t'ink o' that?

I just made it up as I went along.

[clapping] Ohhhh...

I am the flame that burns brightest!

A flame that lights the night! A flame that shatters the darkness! I am a flaming Moltres! Bwahahahahah!

[looking unimpressed] 'Dat outfit... Where'd he get it?

I think that costume came right out of his closet...

There it is. I think we should go straight up the river.

And so do the cops.

James, what's taking so long? Aren't those potatoes ready yet?

Not yet, Jess.

Can't you hurry it up a little?

Hey, maybe they'll cook faster if we turn the fire higher.

Great idea.

That was a great idea!

Are the spuds done?

Well done.

Did Sudowoodo use Dig?

Maybe that means it’s a Ground-type.

What’s going on here?!

Prepare for trouble, because we’re in cahoots.

And make it trouble, right down to our roots.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all peoples within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

And James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light.

Surrender now or prepare to fight fight fight.

[bursts out of a stump] That’s right!

Oh as bad as that was; it taught us all an important lesson.

It may be cloudy but our motto always shines through.

[pops out] Wobba-fet!

Yes, that’s right, Wobbuffet. I- Hey! Who asked you for your opinion? You’re never right!

We could have knocked on the front door. Why did we have to sneak in the back way, Jessie?

It’s what all the villains do, James.

It’s better this way. I get to pussyfoot around, and I’m good at it.

Excuse me, do you have an appointment?!

We have no appointment, but we've been having some trouble!

So prescribe us some ointment on the double!

To protect us from all that chafing and itching!

It might finally stop all of Jessie's... complaining! [Can't say that one for the kiddies, James...]

To eradicate the evils of athlete's feet!

Maybe I can get rid of my prickly heat!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket's been scratching at the speed of light!

So give us some salve or we'll never sleep tonight!

Meowth, that's right.

Mmmm, I’d love to bring that back to the boss.

We’d move straight to the Hitmontop of his list.

Then why don’t we try to catch it?

Wobbuffet!

Exactly right!

Would you get back in your ball?!

[when being sent back in] Wobbu!

We were talking about the top, not the bottom.

And there you have it, another masterpiece of Pokémon perfection!

Yes, and true artists can even take a pathetically repulsive Pokémon and bring out its beauty, or at least cover up the ugly.

Hold it right there! These two contestants are frauds! They locked up the real number one contestant and his Marill in a closet and took his place.

Is that really true?

James, talk your way out of this.

We certainly wouldn't have done it if we thought we'd get caught. [Meowth sighs in frustration]

Our original number was 259! How can we make the judges wait that long to see the winners?

We're going to win anyway, so the first-place finishers might as well be the first-place starters.

[erupting into fury] THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! YOU TWO ARE OUTTA HERE!!!

HOW DARE YOU?

AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF COMING BACK!

Hey! What are you guys tryin' to pull this time?!

The same as always. We're taking your Pikachu.

You can't be serious!

After we just saved all of you!

It isn't our fault that you have bad judgment.

Prepare to say good-bye to all of our trouble!

Prepare to say hello to Snubbull!

To protect ourselves from being poor!

When we get enough, we'll still get more!

We'll capture Snubbull and return it to its rich owner and get a big reward!

So then there won't be anything we can't afford!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket likes blasting off at the speed of light!

But catching that Snubbull and getting that reward would be a delight!

Meowth! That's right! Agh! But what you're doin' ta me is dead wrong! You're supposed ta be my friends!

We are your friends Meowth and sometimes friends have to make sacrifices.

What's the big deal?! Once we get that reward we'll buy you a new tail.

I don't wanna new tail! I want this one!