Jessie quotes from Pokémon

Well, do you see the twerps?

Or Pikachu?

Nothing. But I do see... [A Yanma flies into view, the very same one that Zach was friends with]

Yan. Yan. Yan. Yan. [Flies down and lands on the opposite side of the river to Team Rocket]

What's that?

That there's a Yanma.

A Yanma?

Yan. [Team Rocket captures it in a net] Yan, yan?

We gotcha!

We caught a Yo-yo!

It's called a Yanma.

Don't contradict me! [Holds up Yanma] Huh! I have a poem! If you added wings to Caterpie... It would look just like a Yanma, see?

Jessie, I think you may have an honest to goodness talent.

Yeah, but not for poetry.

Yan. [Flies away with a string attached to its torso]

Huh?

Come back here! [Pulls on the string that Yanma is attached to]

Yan, yan, YAAAAANNN! [Emits a shockwave that shatters a window of a nearby house]

Hey! What was that?

[pulls out a little red book] Let me see. It says here that Yanma can flap its wings fast enough to generate a shockwave capable of shattering windows.

Windows? I know!

Know what?

If we can make Yanma smash some windows, I know how we can make cash from windows!

Huh?

Maybe Jessie's a poet after all!

Ah! Just listen to that sweet mountain song.

Just feel the free fresh mountain air as it rushes through your hair.

Just t'ink... We made t'ree cups of tea from only one teabag...

What's the matter with us?! This has to stop! It's all wrong!

What's wrong?

You don't like my tea?

[angrily] This is no time for sipping and drifting and dreaming! We're acting like a bunch of pink-slip dot-com slackers!

Aah!

You're absolutely right! We've been totally ignoring our Team Rocket responsibilities!

Da Boss sent us to bring back some rare and valuable Pokémon, and we're gonna do it one a' dese years!

Oh! Luck has struck! It's the Twerp and his Pikachu!

Let's keep it simple this time. Just take one Pokémon at a time.

Nuttin' fancy, just a tried-and-true sneak attack.

Failed again.

Foiled again.

Wobbu, Wobbu.

Our simple plan is spoiled again.

Woooobbuffet

We're blasting off like always!

Woooobbuffet

We have to do something! We're headed for disaster!

Woooobbuffet

We don't need another disaster!

Can't you see that we're about to crash?!

Wobbu!

We must've skipped off the surface, James, just like a stone.

Skipping like a stone is a whole lot better than sinking like one, Jessie.

Don't look now, but I think we're sunk anyways.

Huh?

Wobbu, Wobb!

Great. Not only have we found Pikachu, but a whole flock of Mareep, too.

I love Mareep because they aren't too wild, but they're extraordinarily woolly!

Meowth, what's that frighteningly rare-looking Pokémon?

Dat's a Houndoom. Okay. Today, team, we're gonna catch 'em all!

You didn't think we'd be back so soon, did you?

We may be losers, but we're certainly not quitters!

Our balloon's patched up, and we're ready to rock!

Wooooobbuffet!

Houndoom use your flamethrower!

GRRRRRR! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

Whoa! We've been fried!

Wooooobbuffet!

Bye-Bye now!

Togepi

Toge-Togepriii!

Helllllllllllllll.

Togepi

Toge...

Thieves! You should be ashamed of yourself, how can people who are Pokémon Trainers steal other trainers' Pokémon?!

It's quite easy.

We're Team Rocket members first and people second!

I ain't even a people.

Look, it's Pikachu!

We hit the jackpot!

Pikachu

[tries to shock Team Rocket] Pika...

Careful, Pikachu.

I wouldn't zap us if I were you.

Unless you wanna zap your friend Togepi, too!

Pikachu

Pi, Pi, Pika.

We won!

Pikachu and Togepi!

And we've never would of caught them if I haven't bought my trusty medal deceter!

Look Meowth, my treasure detector is working again.

It woiked before?

Luckily it was blasted away along with us, and the closer we get to Ecruteak, the more Treasure it senses!

I wish you'd come to your senses James, the only thing that contraption does is detect junk.

[to Team Rocket] Give me Pikachu!

I'm sorry, that selection is unavailable!

[referring to a piece of ice he's just licked] Hey! That thing could've been poison!

Well if it were, we wanted you to be the first to know!

That's considerate.

A corn field? I have an idea!

I dunno what it sounds like, but I bet it's corny.

Let's forget Pokémon for a while. Once we find a spring we could open a quaint little inn there. We can call it "Jessie's Lodge".

Jessie's Lodge?

Alright, "Jessie and James's Lodge".

Hey! Don't forget me!

"Jessie and James and Friend"!

Our plan to divide and conquer those kids worked completely.

We got the twerps off our tails and brought back Pikachu too.

Heh! This is the only plan we ever had that actually worked! Let's get back ta the Boss before we blow it.