Jessie quotes from Pokémon

[to Meowth] We needed you to warm up the crowd, not to cool them off...

Now they'll never get to see Jessie and me dance...

An' you t'ink that's a bad t'ing?

Sorry to break up the party.

And the marriage.

[with Snubbull biting on his tail] I'm in extreme pain here!

Team Rocket, prepare for trouble! On second thought, make that double!

To protect the world from devastation?

To unite all people within our nation?

Maybe you think I'm a little too brash, but the Master is here, and the name... [turning towards the Team Rocket Trio] is Ash!

Pikachu

Pikachu!

My Pokémon Team is faster than light! So surrender now, or you're in for a fight!

Me-owth, that's right!

[grunts as she pushes Meowth to the floor] [to Ash] How dare you mangle our motto?

That is copyrighted material!

Copycat!

All right Pikachu, hit 'em with a Thunderbolt!

We're blasting off again!

What are you so happy about? What's that thing you've got there?

It's just an old lawn ornament, there's a bunch o' neat stuff over in that field an' it's all round...

Small minds are easily amused.

Lickitung, go!

Victreebel, too!

Licki!

[screams as it chows down on James]

[gibberish, that when backmasked, has James saying "Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the devil! Leo Burnett...!". This line was recorded in protest of 4Kids' decision to give their voice work to Leo Burnett Worldwide, which enabled them to not have to pay voice actors for Pokémon commercials. This, according to James' actor Eric Stuart, indirectly revoked his health care plan, and as a result, the line was recorded and inserted into this episode. Because 4Kids got in trouble for the line, however, it is replaced with James wailing in later releases.] Hey! Put me...

Hey, how'd they do that?

JAMES. Don't tell me you forgot to put the parking brake on!

Alright, what would you like me to tell you then?

[before extending his claws] Time for emergency measures... Hah!

Wait a second, what are you going to do?

We're your friends, you can't cut us loose!

The two o' you are weighin' this t'ing down so I'm gonna have ta exercise my escape claws! [his claws now touch the ropes]

That actually makes a great deal of sense... YOU TRAITOR!

We want them Hoppip so we can start our own business an' go legit'.

We never do anything honest!

We could still cheat on our taxes, couldn't we?

When I was a boy, practically every stitch of clothing I owned; sweaters, socks, unmentionables, everything was made of Mareep wool.

[shocked] Huh?!

It was... like heaven. I had snugly little Mareep wool shorts, cute little Mareep wool mittens, a scarf of course and the most adorable Mareep wool stocking cap you've ever seen. My schoolmates were so envious they beat me nearly every day.

Meowth! That's right!... But This ain't!

Where are Pikachu and the twerp?!

Neither of them is here right now!

Whoops! In that case we take all that back. Let's go.

[referring to the water supply] What?! It's all gone! Meowth drank the canteen dry!

Hey! We were all supposed to get a share!

I know, but my share was on the bottom.

[referring to the Apricorns] If we can get our paws on them Pokéballs, people will pay a pretty penny for 'em cos them things don't grow on trees ya know.

Actually Meowth, if you really had been listening to every word, you would have heard the sweet little girl say those Pokéballs really do grow on trees.

Forget it James, there's money to be made.

Pikachu! Use Thunder!

Pikachu

Pika... CHU!!!

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

We're gonna have ta do this the 'charred' way!

Let's blast them James.

I believe that's my cue, to barbecue!

[referring to Wooper] I can't do it; I can't look at that sweet little face and stay angry...

It's absolutely adorable, isn't it Jessie?

It reminds me of me.

Get in there Meowth; can't you see that Snubbull's in danger? Quit standing around gawking and do something to help out!

What are you waiting for?

I was kinda waitin' fer Jigglypuff ta slap that Snubbull silly.