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Jessie quotes from Pokémon

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2nd most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 269 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: James (210), Meowth (193), Ash Ketchum (51)

Scenes with Jessie 253

JJessie

James! Watch where you're throwing that dirt!

Watch?! I can't see the foot in front of my face!

If you don't quit squawkin', you'll see the foot in front of your face! Mine!

S1 E53 The Breeding Center Secret
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[Last lines]

JJessie

[sorrowfully after losing the contest and final match to Misty]. I lost...the dolls. [silently crying, but Lickitung licks her face, causing her to fall backwards] Eugh!!! Thanks for trying to cheer me up.

[Both James and Meowth are wearing the traditional kimonos]

Jessie....

Since you didn't win the doll set...

JJessie

W-What are you...? [closes her eyes] Oh, no. [imagines Team Rocket as the whole doll set] You're all just a bunch of living dolls!

JMJames and Meowth

Thank you.

S2 E1 Princess vs. Princess
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JJessie

Meowth, will you stop moving around?

I've got to breathe, don't I? Talk about a cliffhanger!

JJessie

Prepare for trouble!

With no stunt double!

S2 E16 Lights, Camera, Quack-tion!
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[Ash and the gang catch Team Rocket disguised as polecats]

JJessie

Prepare for trouble, whippersnapper!

And make it double, young feller!

I think we can fast forward through this.

[he presses the fast-forward button on his remote, and everything speeds up]

JJessie

[in hyperspeed] To protect the world from devastation!

[also in hyperspeed] To unite all people within our nation!

JJessie

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

JJessie

Jessie!

James!

JJessie

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

[also in hyperspeed] Okay!

[he presses the play button, and everything returns to normal speed]

[normal speed] Meowth, that's right!

JJessie

[also in normal speed; worn out] Exhausting.

[also in normal speed; worn out] I think I bit my tongue!

S2 E18 To Master the Onixpected!
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JJessie

I think things are looking sort of rocky, don't you?

These Pokémon couldn't be boulder!

Maybe people take them for granite!

S2 E18 To Master the Onixpected!
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JJessie

I just don't understand it.

How can we feel so low....

When we're up so high?

JJessie

100 Pokémon in a bag, 100 Pokémon....

If all of those Pokémon go free....

Ain't no Pokémon for me.

S2 E25 A Friend in Deed
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That was unpleasant.

BCButch and Cassidy

Our old friends.

JJJessie and James

Hmm? Whoa!

JJessie

Cassidy?!

And Botch.

Oh! The name is Butch.

JJessie

There is only enough room for one Team Rocket. Just one.

Then, prepare for trouble.

JJJessie and James

Huh?!

JJessie

You are the ones that should prepare for trouble.

Grrr! You two don't even know how to say the motto.

You just made your trouble double.

I'm the one that has the next line.

JJessie

To protect the world from devastation.

To infect the world with devastation.

To unite all peoples within our nation.

To blight all people in every nation.

JJessie

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

The goodness of truth and love.

Reach to the stars above.

Wrath to the stars above.

JJessie

Jessie.

Cassidy.

James.

Butch.

JJessie

Team Rocket blasts off at the Speed of Light.

Team Rocket, circling Earth all day and night.

Surrender now or prepare to fight.

Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fight.

S2 E33 Pikachu Re-Volts
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Look, that thing is pink, too!

JJJessie & James

[happily] Ah!

JJessie

Imagine, a pink Jigglypuff!

[frowning] Hey, wait a minute, aren't Jigglypuffs always pink?

JJessie

[frowning] Yes, they are.

JJessie

What we need is a Pokémon who can lick 'em all! [throws a Pokéball] This looks like the perfect job for... Lickitung!

[Licktung comes out]

LLickitung

Licki!

Look! A pink Lickitung! [gets hit by Jessie's paper fan]

JJessie

James! Lickitung has always been pink!

[To James] Any more of that, and you'll be turning pink!

[Team Rocket are beating up an agitated Nidoking]

Hey! Who do you think you are, coming here and causing trouble?!

JJessie

Did she say...

Trouble?

[Jessie and James are suddenly in pink Tauros and Gengar costumes]

JJessie

I think you'd better prepare for trouble!

I'm in the pink, so make it double!

JJessie

I don't care if you're in the Orange Crew or Grapefruit League! James, launch an all-out smog attack immediately!

Roger!

WWeezing

Weezing! Wee! Wee! Wee!

LLuana

Alakazam, use Phsychic attack! Shut that robot's mouth!

AAlakazam

Alakazam!

JJessie

James, what's going on?

JJessie

[referring to the escaped Totodile, whose jaw is clamped down on her hair] This thing's becoming a big headache!

Jessie, just think of it as a Pokémon hair extension.

JJessie

[stomping several times] I DON'T FIND THIS FUNNY! My hair is gonna come out of the roots if this doesn't let go of me!

[As Jessie tries to swing Totodile off from her hair, Meowth goes over to a nearby phone booth]

I'm calling the boss to tell him we got ahold of a new Pokémon, or it got ahold of you. [The phone booth door closes in his face, knocking him back] Wargh! Wargh! [Hits the ground] What was that for?!

JJessie

I know how you operate, Meowth, and if you make the call, you'll take all the credit.

I don't think I like the implication of your accusation! [Thinks back to when he, Jessie and James got blasted off in the past] Is it too much to ask after enduring enough humiliation to last nine lives for me to be the one to call the boss to bear him these good tidings? [Returns to the present] I may be a Pokémon, but for your information, I've still got feelings and I wanna make that call!

JJessie

Let me remind you that I took all the risk in stealing this thing, so I should get the reward! Now, I'm telling you to get out of my hair and let me make that phone call!

[As Meowth and Jessie argue, James walks into the phone booth and prepares to make the call to Giovanni]

I ain't in your hair! That's the Totodile, and it's obviously putting a big strain on your brain!

JJessie

[angrily] At least I have a brain, you halfwit!

[James put a coin in the operator]

[off camera] Half a wit is better than none!

JJessie

[off camera] How dare you?! [starts beating up Meowth on camera]

[James then realizes something, which causes Jessie and Meowth to notice him in the booth]

By any chance, do either of you remember the boss' area code?

[Jessie and Meowth stumble in disbelief, take James out of the phone booth and start beating him up]

Hey, what's the idea?

S3 E1 Don't Touch that 'Dile
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