Jessie quotes from Pokémon

Don't laugh, Jessie, otherwise you are going to let go.

I won't crack. The Members of Team Rocket have been trained to resist all silliness, and to be totally serious!

Hello, up there! Anyone?! We're trapped down here!

Stop pouring cement!

Get me outta here quick!

A little cement....

...will never stop Team Rocket.

A little cement?

Whoa! [flee] We're blasting off again!

It stinks...

Just like your plan!

You said it!

Now we need a total makeover so nobody we ripped off can recognize us!

They're all just jealous because they're not attractive enough to wear our designs!

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD!

So long, Salon Roquet!

Honey baked ham! Roast leg of lamb! Strawberry jam!

Sirloin steaks! Chocolate cakes!

Can't you numbskulls think of anything but food?!

Some principle of induced evolution.

[reads a manual] It says here that Pokémon need to accumulate a certain amount of experience points before they can successfully evolve.

[depressed] Our experience is nothing but losing.

[growls after his defeat] You're the reason I didn't win the Pokémon challenge! Team Rocket's the worst.

We'll just have to plan better next year.

And maybe you can get some nicer riding clothes.

And give that smelly bird a bath.

Will you stop it, Meowth?!

The only way we can get out of this mess is to dress you up like a Dratini and present you to the boss.

Pea-brains! This won't work!

It's a Pika-Palooza!

We're at the Pika of our powers.

Chu can say that again, Jess!

Well, that was a complete waste of time.

Looks like we're through.

[notices Electabuzz and Scyther charging at them] Huh? Unfortunately, we're not quite through yet.

Huh?

Scyther!

Blblblblblblbl!

AAH!

Somebody...

HELP!

Well, there goes our billions.

And zillions.

I'm a hero, but I got zero!

What is that awful sound?

It's all of us snoring!

What are we supposed to do with that?

That's such a sad ending!

That poor kid!

I can't believe James is gone!

I miss him!

[annoyed] Hmph! JAMES IS STANDING RIGHT HERE!

Huh? Wait. Yeah, that right! [both Jessie and Meowth glare at him] Aah! I'm all mixed up!

Well, it's back to eating the lunch of losers.

Victory tasted a lot better.