Ash Ketchum quotes from Pokémon

Teacher, everything's ready. [one is refereeing the match, while the other students have assembled the camera equipment for recording the battle]

Alright, thanks!

Wow, they call you teacher?

Yes. You see, they're all students from the Trainer's school, Brock. They come here to work in the gym as interns and in the process of assisting me, they also gain valuable experience as trainers.

Cool.

Say, Ash? Mind if I made a video tape of our battle?

Uhhh...no.

Thanks. I like to use the videos in class. I've found that if trainers were able to watch and study actual gym battles, it's a great way to learn.

Okay, we're close to the rendezvous point.

Crawdaunt!

Crawdaunt, what? Huh? [Looks back to see that the S.S. Wingull, Mr. Briney's high tech boat, is pursing them] Where'd that boat come from?

Team Aqua! Give Peeko back to me now! The oceans tie the world together! You will never get away from me!

Heh! Oh please! Spare me the dramatics!

[from inside the S.S. Wingull] He's picking up speed!

And heading straight for Triangle Rock!

I'll bet that's where he's gonna meet up with the rest of his team members.

You're right. C'mon, Pikachu.

Pikachu

Pika. [He leaves with Ash]

Huh?

Wait!

Okay, Crawdaunt's a water Pokémon, so let's fight it by using Lightning.

Pikachu

Pikaaaaaaa... [Charges up electricity]

[to Crawdaunt] Water Pulse!

Crawdaunt! [Uses Water Pulse on the S.S. Wingull, sending it flying]

Warrgghh!

Follow up with Bubble Beam!

Crawdaunt! [Uses Bubble Beam and it sends a huge wave over the S.S. Wingull]

Oh! They're almost at Triangle Rock!

[quoting Brawly] Totally gnarly with some really wicked wavage?

Anyone here speak that language?

I don't deserve this!

Yes you do!

We'll discuss it later!

Yeah... Go Corphish. Crabhammer now...

[bonks its owner] Phish... Cor.

Great. Good job Corphish. That was... super effective...

What?! Me?! A monster?!

A talking monster!

Yoo-hoo! It's a person!

Why just call me "Swampy", or "Old Man Swamp"!

Old Man Swamp. Been in these parts a long time, have you, Swampy? Old Man Swamp.

Hey kid, you don't know me that well.

Team Rocket!

I can't believe you were just a nice old couple!

No one's ever accused us of being old!

And certainly not a couple!

Uh... Hi, May.

Torchic, I found you.

YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, ASH KETCHUM!

Sorry, Ash, she got away from me.

Time to fly!

Hey, you get back here!

Sorry. We can't hear you!

But you haven't heard the last of us!

They're getting away, and this fog is covering their escape!

It will be impossible to follow 'em!

[smugly] I can figure this maze out with my eyes closed! [immediately runs into a dead end]

[deadpan] Maybe you should try it with your mouth closed.

All right, Pikachu, are you ready to go to the next gym?

Pikachu

Pikachu.

Fresh off a victory at the Mauville Gym, which earned him his third badge, Ash can't wait to get to his next battle, in hopes of qualifying for the Hoenn League.

Hey, Ash, what's the name of the next town we're going to?

Huh? [chuckles] Come to think of it, Max, I guess I'm not sure.

[disappointed] That's great.

Well, I happen to know, our next stop is Fallarbor Town.

That doesn't sound right?

Yeah, this says the next gym is in Lavaridge Town.

Well, if Lavaridge Town is my next badge, then that's where we're going.

Pikachu

Pika pika.

Now wait just a minute, Ash! Nurse Joy said the next Pokémon Contest is in Fallarbor Town, so we're going there!

Nope, my battle's in Lavaridge Town!

BUT I'LL MISS MY POKÉMON CONTEST!

LAVARIDGE TOWN!

FALLARBOR TOWN!

FIRST MY GYM BATTLE!

FIRST MY POKÉMON CONTEST!

Alright, settle down, you two.

We'll do both. [The camera cuts to his PokéNav which has two red dots flashing] Those two towns are almost right next to each other.

Great, then why don't we go to Fallarbor Town right now? [turns to Ash] And after that, we can head to Lavaridge Town for your gym battle.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Okay, I know when I'm outvoted.

Pikachu

Pika.

Then let's hit the road, you guys, and Fallarbor Town, look out!

[voiceover] Let Bagons Be Bagons.

Baaaaaaa... [Starts diving down towards Ash and his friends] ....Gon!

It's coming down!

Run for it!

Ba. Bagon!

I think that Bagon's looking for a fight.

Fine then. Taillow, I choose you! [Sends out Taillow]

Taillow!

Taaiiiiii!

It's probably gonna use that same attack. Taillow, watch out!

Taaiiiiii!

Gon gon gon gon gon, Gon! [Falls down]

Taillow, dodge it.

Taillow! [Flies upwards]

Now, Taillow, use Wing Attack.

Taillow!

Ha!

Oh!

Huh?

[on her phone] Taillow: target spotted. Speed: 85, Angle: 34 degrees, Range to target: 16 metres, calculating probable coordinates for next collision vector. [The camera cuts to Taillow] Bagon, shift one metre to the left.

It dodged it.

[to Ash and his friends] Hey, if you fools all lost your minds, where do you get off launching a sneak attack on my Bagon like that?

What are you talking about? Your Bagon attacked us first!

Oh, yeah, well if it's a fight you're after, you've got your wish!

We never said that.

We were just innocently walking along the path when your Bagon came swooping down on us from the cliff.

Oh, uh, that's what happened? [Removes her sunglasses] Sorry about that. Guess I should have asked first instead of assuming you were attacking.

Forget about it, no problem. [Holds Michelle's hand] Some of the world's greatest romances began with silly little misunderstandings!

Are you alright?

My name's Brock, I'll be just fine if you tell me who you are.

Okay, I'm Michelle.

Ah, Michelle, what a beautiful name!

Hi, I'm Ash from Pallet Town.

And I'm Max.

My name's May. Hi!

Pikachu

Pika, Pikachu.

Hey, Max. Great win, Way to go!

[tearfully heartbroken] What's so great about it? [Corphish tries to confort him]

Oh, poor Max. I guess Corphish chopped his heart in two with its pincer!

Seviper, Bite attack now!

Seviper. [Readies its bite attack so it can bite Zangoose]

Zangoose, just keep dodging!

Zan... [Seviper bites it] ...Goose!

All right, now use your Poison Tail, Seviper!

Here it comes!

Seviper!

All that training with Ash is really paying off! Except it's so tired. You've just got to keep dodging its attacks, Zangoose. You can't let Seviper do any more damage!

I've had enough of playing games. All right, Seviper, attack and finish it off!

[Hisses until it hear's Pikachu's scream]

Pikachu

Pikaaaaaaaa!

[surprised] Huh?

Pikachu!

Hold up a minute!

Pikachu's ours, we stole it!

I got yaaaaa!

Give us back Pikachu!

Forget about it, it's ours now!

Give it back, Team Rocket!

Let go of my foot!

Wrong, that's my foot!

Wobba wobba.

[to Wobbuffet] Hey! Get back here with that!

Wobbuffet!

Waaaaaaaaaa!

Pikachu

Pika.

Wait a second, they can't catch it. [A flashback with May's Skitty occurs] Because of the way it zigzags back and forth just like that Skitty did in the training exercise. [The flashback ends] Zangoose, you gotta move like Wobbuffet. Make zigzags!

Zangoose.

[angrily] EVERYONE, STOP RIGHT NOW!

Aha. [Takes the cage off of Wobbuffet's head] I'll just take this!

[frustrated] Oh, it happened again!

You're all a bunch of cheaters!

You guys are the cheaters!

Pikachu

Pika pika!

Take your silly squabbles elsewhere. I have a sacred battle to concentrate on. [to Seviper] Seviper, go!

Zangoose, attack now!

Zangoose.

I see you've chosen to waste what little energy it has left. That's fine. Chase it down!