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Phil of the Future · Season 1

Tia, Keely and others in “Pheremonally Yours”

Tia

Ugh, hold the anchovy. I hate those salty little devils.

Keely

(Imitating Marla) My stars, It's that heartthrob Phil Diffy!

Tia

Come here, shug. You got a big ol' dangler.

Phil

Yeah, I know. You know what? I think I've, uh, actually taken care of the Marla situation. I gave her nothing to misinterpret. In fact, I think I've heard the last of ol' Marla.

Man

(Trumpeting Fanfare) Ahem. Hear ye, hear ye. Be it proclaimed throughout this land, H.G. Wells junior-senior high, that maiden Marla loves squire Phil.

Man

May their passion be borne on the wings of a thousand doves. This love decree hath ended. Yo, chief, you know where I can grab a cab?

Phil

Not a clue. Well, how about that? Marla must have met another guy named Phil.

Keely

I don't think so, squire.

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