“My Way” · Season 1
In this episode: Phil (2), Keely (2), Pim (1), Bradley Benjamin Farmer (1)
Ahh, there's the little woman now.
Little? I wouldn't be tossing around the "L" word if I were you, Thumbelina.
I was thinking let's name him Bradley Benjamin Farmer Jr.
Oh, great. Then his nickname will be Doofus Finkelman Dork-Face Part Two!
New mothers can be so tempermental.
I never told you this, but I've always dreamed of someday becoming a singer.
I thought you wanted to become a cat psycologist?
Oh, that's my cover!
(about Tara) I can't stand her. I wish a building would fall on her! I wish she'd get stung by a fifty-pound bee! I wish a dog would mistake her as a fire hydrant! I wish the U.S. women's soccer team would use her as a ball!
Hey, how about running her over with a steamroller?
Phil, grow up!
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