Keely
(about Tara) I can't stand her. I wish a building would fall on her! I wish she'd get stung by a fifty-pound bee! I wish a dog would mistake her as a fire hydrant! I wish the U.S. women's soccer team would use her as a ball!
Phil
Hey, how about running her over with a steamroller?
Keely
Phil, grow up!
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