Party Down · Season 1, Episode 2
“California College Conservative Union Caucus” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Henry Pollard (3), Ron Donald (2), Constance Carmell (1), Casey Klein (1), Kyle Bradway (1)
[Constance has overheard a party guest make an un-PC joke]
Fucking intolerance blows! [Constance prepares to spit] Woah, what are we doing here?
I am going to spit on all the appetizers because I can't remember which ones he was eating.
No, you know what: there's other things we can do than spitting.
Like what? [disappointed] I love spitting.
[Henry has quit acting]
One last thing: nobody ever accomplished anything by quitting. You know, what if Ronald Reagan quit?
Quit acting? He did.
Yeah, that's actually where I got the idea.
Oh man, what are you gonna think when you walk into a Soup 'R Crackers you see me shaking hands with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
"The fuck am I doing in a Soup 'R Crackers?"
[as he is burning the American flag in order to make it look like it's been through battle] You can be two things in life: You can be an achiever or you can be a fuck-up.
Ok, and which one are you being right now?
I'm an achiever!
Well, then, I'm definitely a fuck-up. I gotta say, standing here watching you light a flag on fire in a parking lot... I feel kinda okay about it.
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