Casey Klein quotes from Party Down

Casey

Ah, you're going for your own look.

Henry

Yeah--

Casey

It's nice.

Henry

--Yeah, I thought I'd go for the "helpful gay pirate" kind of thing.

Casey

[mock consolingly] You don't look helpful.

Ron

Actually, I learned this at the sensitivity seminar, that we do not use that word, okay? I mean, I'm not, but we don't know who may be...

Casey

A pirate?

Henry

Helpful?

One last thing: nobody ever accomplished anything by quitting. You know, what if Ronald Reagan quit?

Casey

Quit acting? He did.

Henry

Yeah, that's actually where I got the idea.

Casey

What is all this shit? Is this what guys like? Sex as a faceless party game?

Lydia

Uh, I think so. What do you think of Nick?

Casey

The host?

Lydia

Yes.

Casey

No, really?

Lydia

Yes! What do you mean? Single, lawyer, big house.

Casey

He's into anonymous cheap sex...

Lydia

Casey, men aren't like us. To them, sex is a big deal...like sports or...flags.

Casey

[affectionately] You are a runty little puppy.

Henry

[pleased] Thanks.

And this must be Casey Kleinberg.

Casey

Klein.

[to his fiancee Constance] Boy, you weren't kiddin' about those cans!