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Party Down · Season 1, Episode 2

Kyle and Constance in “California College Conservative Union Caucus”

[Constance has overheard a party guest make an un-PC joke]

Kyle

Fucking intolerance blows! [Constance prepares to spit] Woah, what are we doing here?

Constance

I am going to spit on all the appetizers because I can't remember which ones he was eating.

Kyle

No, you know what: there's other things we can do than spitting.

Constance

Like what? [disappointed] I love spitting.

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