Lydia Dunfree quotes from Party Down

You ever been to an orgy?

Lydia

Can't say that I have.

Me neither it looks like.

Lydia

Aw, it's early. A few drinks, people will warm up. Ed, my ex, well, get a couple of beers in that guy and he'd just start yelling for me to make out with my friend Peg.

Did you ever do that?

Lydia

Gosh, no. Well, I mean, after my divorce. But, it was special.

Casey

What is all this shit? Is this what guys like? Sex as a faceless party game?

Lydia

Uh, I think so. What do you think of Nick?

Casey

The host?

Lydia

Yes.

Casey

No, really?

Lydia

Yes! What do you mean? Single, lawyer, big house.

Casey

He's into anonymous cheap sex...

Lydia

Casey, men aren't like us. To them, sex is a big deal...like sports or...flags.

Lydia

Death is not the end, I can tell you that one for sure. When my friend Peg's fiancée got shot, he haunted her apartment.

Kyle

Woah, he got shot?

Lydia

Hunting accident. Yeah. Randy had this t-shirt with a big eagle on it, and he came through the bushes, and Peg just... [imitates shotgun firing]

Ron

...There's an eagle season?

Lydia

Duck. But, you know, you see wings, you just react. But let me tell you something: Randy haunted her plumbing until she had to move to a different unit. [shivers]