Girl, this coffin shape makes my fingers look fat.
Uh, uh, Uncle Clifford. Call it "ballet." Don't put death on yourself.
What you said.
P-Valley · Season 1
Girl, this coffin shape makes my fingers look fat.
Uh, uh, Uncle Clifford. Call it "ballet." Don't put death on yourself.
What you said.
I think it's time you get on your knees and ask God for a favor.
God don't want his dick sucked by me. I still got my teeth.
Oh, God! You just so uncouth.
Bitch gotta wanna fuck you and niggers gotta wanna be you.
Ooh, I likes that line. I'm gonna throw it in my next joint.
Well, credit the right person. That's Uncle Clifford's line, not mine.
[To Autumn] You can be Thelma and I'll be Louise.
Cortez probably rolling over in his grave.
Cortez ain't rollin' nowhere because I burned his cheatin' ass up.
You loved dance.
No. I just loved being around you.
I shot you.
Not well enough.
[To Gidget] It's be a cold day in Hell before Keyshawn leaves me so stay in your line, trailer park.
I just don't understand why [Keyshawn] won't just leave.
Because that's when they're most likely to kill you.
It sounds like something you know personally.
Nigga, how you get my car down here?
How you think? I stole it.
But you gotta want something more than that.
Ain't no love for ladies selling lust because that's all they ever want from you.
[To Mercedes] Don't you make me bury The Pynk without my bottom bitch. Without this club, I don't have nothing. And these girls, these girls. Ain't no orphanage for ho's. And who's gonna hire Big L? Hell, I barely wanted to hire Big L. He's scary.
[To Mercedes] I've got a message for the mayor. You tell that if The Pynk going down, I ain't gonna be the only one suckin' dick. Because I'm blessed and highly favored. So those casino folk best get ready because I love me some deep throat.
You know how these backwoods niggers are.
Crawl up now. Your cracker side's riding. You'd best replace that "er" with an "a."
I have to keep the promises to certain folk around here, Andre.
You got bad knees, God-daddy. Don't stay down there too long.
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