Andre quotes from P-Valley

When I used to live here with my grandmother, this felt like paradise. From what I've seen, it ain't like that no more. I'd like to bring that back for folks that live here now.

I'm certainly not too good for a lap dance. A kickback, that's another story.

Well, I'm glad to know you got such low standards for your lap and not your bank account.

That ain't necessary.

Corbin

Ain't nothing necessary 'til it is.

Something in these wings. Everything all slow-motion like.

Corbin

All their asses just move in slo-mo up in here.

Mercedes

What you sipping on tonight? Brown liquor or white?

I'll try the white for tonight.

Do you got Magnums?

No, we don't sell condoms. But we sure got Bibles in our rooms for free.

I have to keep the promises to certain folk around here, Andre.

You got bad knees, God-daddy. Don't stay down there too long.

Clifford

You look like a man whose wife has just cheated on him.

I am.

Clifford

Well, damn.

What you doin', Andre? You ain't gonna win.

Well, I've certainly got nothing left to lose.

Blame my rise in the polls for the passion I have for my hometown.

Or perhaps that stripper magic.

Well, I guess I deserve this, huh?

Yeah, you fuckin' do.