Autumn quotes from P-Valley

[To Mercedes] Life is just a long day's journey into tomorrow. You just have to make it through the dark...

[To Andre] I guess Chucalissa crept up in my veins like a good vice.

Nothing works. Paint the walls red, bloodstains also bleed back through.

[To Andre] I'm waiting on that big-dick offer. You gonna give it?

Might have gotten us out of a hole. But even the Devil started out as an angel.

[To Clifford] History is important, yes, but so is the future.

I'm certainly not too good for a lap dance. A kickback, that's another story.

Well, I'm glad to know you got such low standards for your lap and not your bank account.

It's innocent.

Mercedes

Say the guilty.

Gidget

I turned my regular into my boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

Gidget

White girl magic!

Clifford

You didn't talk to your regular yet?

How someone you danced for once is a regular is beyond me.

Clifford

Heifer, don't get smart with me.

Gidget

Look at you, gecko.

You make a million?

Gidget

What you said? A stripper's always got to have her looks. That's what my momma said.

Uncle Clifford

Lord, I love to be taken in the night but my booty is gonna be torn up after this.

What you said.

You know how fellas go crazy for the new girls.

Don't me and my husband know it.

Where to?

Mercedes

Anywhere but here.

Gidget

God's a bitch.

And she got jokes tonight.