Clifford quotes from P-Valley

Uncle Clifford

Nice ass. Got a nice jiggle to it. Those titties are two little beestings. But if you work hard, we can buy you some bigger ones.

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[To mayor's aide] You the mayor's new secretary? How you take dick-tation with them nails?

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[To Corbin] Look at chu. The son of the maid keeping the plantation going. If that ain't some reparations for your ass, I don't know what is.

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[To Autumn] I want my tea. No tea, no ID.

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[To sheriff] Sheriff Bailey, that girl is like the daughter my ass can't ever have. You let me see Mercedes.

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[Watching Keyshawn] Oh. I taught her so well.

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[To Mercedes] Don't you make me bury The Pynk without my bottom bitch. Without this club, I don't have nothing. And these girls, these girls. Ain't no orphanage for ho's. And who's gonna hire Big L? Hell, I barely wanted to hire Big L. He's scary.

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[To Mercedes] I've got a message for the mayor. You tell that if The Pynk going down, I ain't gonna be the only one suckin' dick. Because I'm blessed and highly favored. So those casino folk best get ready because I love me some deep throat.

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[To Big L] Look what the riffraff done bringeth to the clubbeth.

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[To patron] I'm gonna need you to come deep inside.

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I'm too much of a cat to be fucked by a kitten.

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[To Corbin] Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

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[To Big Bone] You'd best bring your best poppin' playlist because we opening doors, legs, and wallets...

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[To Autumn] 69 is a real nice position to take. It shows you can suck it and take it at the same damn time.

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[To Lauren] You that heifer that fell asleep under the table after throwing up her whole divorce...